Yo mama so fat she has to get her ears pierced with a harpoon!!!
- Brendo
Your mamas so fat that shes the cause of earthquakes.
- Breanna
your mums is so fat her family photos are taken by satellite image……..
This joke was submitted by jesse.
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yo mama so fat she went swimming in the ocean and the whales started singing ‘we are family’
yo mama so fat i have to take two trains and a bus too get on her good side
she’s fat, she’s round, she bounces on the ground!
IT’S YOUR MUM! IT’S YOUR MUM!
yo mama’s so fat that when she went buggie jumping she went straight to hell
This joke was submitted by shezza.
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Yo mama taste so bad they make people eat it on Fear Factor!!!!! – Submitted by Mizz Williams
Yo momma is so poor i saw her kicking a tin can down the street and i asked her what she was doing and she said she was moving houses – Submitted by Josh ABC
your mum is so ugly that when she was little HER mum had to tie a pork chop in her head just so the dog would play with her!!! – Submitted by Vicky
yo mamma so dumb she tried to commit suicide out of her basement window
yo mamma so fat she makes the earth look like a bouncy ball
yo mamma so dumb she sold her car for gas money
This joke was submitted by Joe Mamma.
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your moma is so fat when she saw a bus drive by she said stop that twinkie! – GAVIN CHAMBLEE
Yo momma’s so fat when she put on a yellow raincoat people called TAXI!
yo momma is so stupid she sat on the t.v. and watched the couch.
This joke was submitted by Matt and Ewan.
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yo momma’s so fat when she went to mcdonalds she had to tell them what she didn’t want.
yo momma’s so ugly that her reflection quit.
yo momma’s so fat she was baptized in sea world – brock \’n\’ jye
Yo mamma is so fat that when she fell I tried not to laugh but the ground was crackin up ! – Joe Mamma
This joke was submitted by Matt and Alex.
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Ya mum is so fat that quanta’s hired her as a jumbo jet.
Yo mum so fat when she jumped in the water, the water jumped out.
Ya mum is so fat that she tripped down the grand canyon and got stuck.
Ya mum is so ugly the last time she heard a whistle she got runover by a train.
Ya mum is so fat the only thing stopping her from getting to Jenny Craig is the door.
Ya mum is so fat that when she goes for a swim in the ocean she gets stuck between the continents.
This joke was submitted by Jarrod.
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ur mums so fat she has to wear 2 watches coz she take up 2 time zones
This joke was submitted by giddy man.
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