Yo Mama So Stupid
I told her drinks were on the house…so she went and got a ladder…
She make Homer Simpson look like a Nobel Prize winner
She noticed a sign reading ‘Wet Floor’…so she just did!
It takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
She asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken.
She got locked in the Quickie Mart and nearly starved to death.
She sold her Car for Petrol cash!
She reckoned a Quarterback was a refund…
She once attempted to commit suicide by jumping off a Kerb.
She took a job cutting grass on an Oil Rig.
I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
It took her 2 days to make Microwaveable Pot Noodles.
She invented a silent car alarm.
She watches The Three Stooges and takes notes.
She was born on Halloween and can’t remember her birthday.
She thought Morning Dew was a New York radio station.
She lost her shadow.
She thought Hot Meals were stolen food.She make Laurel and Hardy look like Nobel Prize winners.
When I asked her to purchase me a Colour TV she asked me…’Which colour?’
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