Yo Mamma is SO old she sat behind Jesus 9in the 3rd Grade!
Yo momma is so old when she was in school they didn’t teach history.
Yo momma so old jesus sat beside her in class.
Yo momma so old she got afro’s on her titties
This joke was submitted by Blake.
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That when she jumped in the sea the whales started singing “we are family”.
This joke was submitted by charlotte.
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your mums soo stupid she got locked in morrisons….
and died of starvation
This joke was submitted by cazza.
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Your mama is so ugly that people put her picture on the bottom of a bottle of exlax and sold it empty.
This joke was submitted by Kasey Bolton.
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She left her purse on Noah’s Ark.
Jurassic Park brought back the memories…
When she ran the 100 metre dash, they timed her with a sundial.
She still owes Moses a dollar.
When she was at school…there was No history class!
She uses her hot flushes to heat her cup of Tea
She co-wrote the 4th Commandment.
When I asked for her ID she handed me a rock
She even made Yoda jealous.
She recalls when the Grand Canyon was a ditch.
The fire department are on standby when you light her birthday cake
She sat in front of Jesus in 1st grade
Her first job was as Cain and Abel’s baby-sitter.
Her birthday expired.
When Moses parted the Red Sea, he found yo momma fishing on the other side!
She got the first copy of the Ten Commandments.
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Has 10 fingers — all on the same hand.
Has green hair and thinks she’s a Tree.
Has a peanut butter wig with jelly sideburns.
Has one short leg and that why she always walking in circles…
Has a major weight problem – she can’t wait…to eat.
Got a glass eye with a fish in it.
Got so much dandruff that a Midgie landed on her head and said: “Christ, I aint’ seen this much snow in years.”
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When she step on the Weight Scales it says…’to be continued’…
She once went on a seafood diet…whenever she saw food she ate it!
Folk exercise by jogging around her!
NASA plan to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer
She was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm…
small objects orbit her.
She could be the eighth continent.
Her university graduation photo was an aerial
She shows up on radar.
Her Passport photo says ‘Picture is continued overleaf’
She was in the Daily Record last week on page 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9.
She once told me ‘I could eat a horse’…believe me, she wasn’t kidding!
yo mamas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on da scales! (submitted by Lana)
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