yo mama is so hairy when u was born she gave u rug burn
yo mama so old she owes fred flinston a food stamp
yo mama so poor when i step on the skatebored she said get off the family car
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yo momaa is so fat that when she jumped in the sky she got stuck
This joke was submitted by DYLAN THOMPSON.
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yo mamma is so ugly she looked like this kid named donald
your momma is so fat she thought she was a punkin
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Yo Mamma is SO old she sat behind Jesus 9in the 3rd Grade!
Yo momma is so old when she was in school they didn’t teach history.
Yo momma so old jesus sat beside her in class.
Yo momma so old she got afro’s on her titties
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That when she jumped in the sea the whales started singing “we are family”.
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your mums soo stupid she got locked in morrisons….
and died of starvation
This joke was submitted by cazza.
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Your mama is so ugly that people put her picture on the bottom of a bottle of exlax and sold it empty.
This joke was submitted by Kasey Bolton.
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