40th Birthday Present

A husband asked his wife what she wanted for her 40th birthday.

“Would you like a new mink coat?” he asked.

“Not really,” said the wife.

“Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?” said the husband.

“No,” she responded

“What about a new vacation home in the country?” he suggested

She again rejected his offer.

“Well what would you like for your birthday?” the husband asked.

“I’d like a divorce,” answered the wife.

“Sorry, I wasn’t planning to spend that much,” said the husband.

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