Women are like Fruits…
Every one has its unique colour, shape, aroma and taste….
Problem is with men…!
Kindly consider Woman Shopping Bills as an Investment Proof.
To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the loving cup,
Whenever you’re wrong, admit it;
Whenever you’re right, shut up.
Man: I want to share everything with you.
Woman: Let’s start from your bank account.
Man: I offer you myself.
Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts.
Patient : “Doctor, Doctor my hair keeps falling out, can you give me anything to keep it in ?”
Doctor : “Yes, here is a paper bag !”
Customer: When I bought this cat, you told me he was good for mice. He doesn’t go near them!
Shopkeeper: Well, isn’t that good for mice?