A blonde on her first visit to Yellowstone National Park said to her guide, “Look at all those big rocks. Wherever did they come from?”
“The glaciers brought them down,” said the guide.
“But where are the glaciers?”
“The glaciers,” said the guide in a frustrated tone, “have gone back for more rocks.”
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A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, “If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you.”
The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.
He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road.
Once again the voice shouted, “Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you, and you will die.”
The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.
The man asked. “Who are you?”
“I am your guardian angel,” the voice answered.
“Oh, yeah?” the man exclaimed “And where the hell were you when I got married?”
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A successful marriage is based On give & take:
Where husband gives money,Gifts, dresses n wife takes it
Where wife gives advices, lectures,Tensions & husband takes it..!!
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A husband and wife were sitting and taking about their upcoming marriage anniversary. Husband asks her wife, “Where do you want to go for our anniversary?
Wife – “Somewhere I have never been!”
Husband – “How about the kitchen?”
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Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!!
-Anonymous
Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
- Oscar Wilde
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t, they’d be married too.
- H. L. Mencken
A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.
- Helen Rowland
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.
- Phyllis Diller
A bachelor is a man who comes to work each morning from a different direction.
- Sholom Aleichem
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One evening two bachelors were talking over dinner. The conversation drifted from sports to politics, and then to cooking. “I got a cookbook once,” said the first bachelor. “But I couldn’t do anything with it.”
“Too much fancy stuff in it, huh?” asked his friend.
“You said it, “the first guy replied, nodding. “Every one of those recipes began the same way: “Take a clean plate…’”
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Two women were discussing their married life, one said, “Seems like all me and my husband ddois fight. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 20 pounds.”
“Why don’t you just leave him then?” asked her friend.
“Oh! Not yet.” the first replied, “I’d like to lose at least another 15 pounds first.”
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