Women are like Fruits…

Women are like Fruits…
Every one has its unique colour, shape, aroma and taste….
Problem is with men…!
They want
FRUIT SALAD..!!

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Dear Government,

Dear Government,
Kindly consider Woman Shopping Bills as an Investment Proof.
From
Helpless Husband

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To keep your marriage brimming

To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the loving cup,
Whenever you’re wrong, admit it;
Whenever you’re right, shut up.

Man: I want to share everything with you.

Man: I want to share everything with you.
Woman: Let’s start from your bank account.

Man: I offer you myself.

Man: I offer you myself.
Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts.

Doctor, Doctor my hair keeps falling out

Patient : “Doctor, Doctor my hair keeps falling out, can you give me anything to keep it in ?”
Doctor : “Yes, here is a paper bag !”

When I bought this cat, you told me he was good for mice.

Customer: When I bought this cat, you told me he was good for mice. He doesn’t go near them!
Shopkeeper: Well, isn’t that good for mice?