A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another shot. After he finishes, he looks into his shirt pocket again and orders another shot. The bartender is curious and askes him “every time you order a shot, you look in your shirt pocket. Why?”
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A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car. The bartender, concerned because it was so cold, went to check on her. When he looked inside the car, he saw the man’s friend, Dave, and his girlfriend kissing one another. The bartender shook his head and walked back inside.
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You looked a lot like my wife
A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately ….
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The stick Figure is back and is wrecking the windows.AOL trying to prevent but its the antivirus which controls it.Really a hilarious comedy.
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A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, “How many women can a man marry?”
“Sixteen,” the boy responded.
His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. “How do you know that?”
“Easy”, the little boy said. “All you have to do is add it up, like the Bishop said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer.”
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You throw a little girl a ball, and it will
probably hit her in the nose.
You throw a little boy a ball, and he will try to catch it.
Then it will hit him in the nose.
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A major research institution after extensive study of UNMEE HQ in Asmara, Eritrea has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. This new element has been tentatively named “Administratium”.
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