Figure Wrecks Windows
The stick Figure is back and is wrecking the windows.AOL trying to prevent but its the antivirus which controls it.Really a hilarious comedy.
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Funny Thoughts from the Kids
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A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, “How many women can a man marry?”
“Sixteen,” the boy responded.
His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. “How do you know that?”
“Easy”, the little boy said. “All you have to do is add it up, like the Bishop said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer.”
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Difference Between Girl and Boy!
You throw a little girl a ball, and it will
probably hit her in the nose.
You throw a little boy a ball, and he will try to catch it.
Then it will hit him in the nose.
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Administratium
A major research institution after extensive study of UNMEE HQ in Asmara, Eritrea has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. This new element has been tentatively named “Administratium”.
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Funny One liners
I went to the doctor because I’d swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.
With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, “How can I get my kite in the air?” He told me to run off a cliff.
One year they wanted to make me poster boy – for birth control.
My uncle’s dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair.
I went to see my doctor. “Doctor, every morning when I get up and I look in the mirror…I feel like throwing up; What’s wrong with me?” He said…”I don’t know but your eyesight is perfect.”
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I’m so ugly…
I’m so ugly…My father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
I’m so ugly…My mother had morning sickness…AFTER I was born.
I’m so ugly…I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I’d get.
I’m so ugly… I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
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Personal Experience’s One Liners
I was so poor growing up … if I wasn’t a boy … I’d have had nothing to play with.
A girl phoned me the other day and said, “Come on over; nobody’s home. “I went over. Nobody was home.
During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.
It’s been a rough day. I got up this morning … put a shirt on and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase, and the handle came off. I’m afraid to go to the bathroom.
I was such an ugly kid…When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio.
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