What could be a computer’s favorite dance item?

What could be a computer’s favorite dance item?

Disk – o!

How can you make number seven to an even number?

How can you make number seven to an even number?

Just take the “s” out from it!

In which bank Dracula like to save money?

In which bank Dracula like to save money?

In a blood bank!

Which is the flower on face?

Which is the flower on face?

Tu – lips!

How do the prisoners communicate with each other?

How do the prisoners communicate with each other?

Through cell phones!

What type of waves are there in small beaches?

What type of waves are there in small beaches?

Microwaves!

Which is the place pencils like to go for a vacation?

Which is the place pencils like to go for a vacation?

Pencil – vania!

Which is the way chosen by crazy people?

Which is the way chosen by crazy people?

The psycho path!

How can you make a golden soup?

How can you make a golden soup?

Just add 24 carrots to the soup!

Because it was suffering from a virus!

Why did the computer consult with the doctor?

Because it was suffering from a virus!

Sunny: My wife is a very careful driver.

Sunny: My wife is a very careful driver.

Vijay: How do you know that?

Sunny: She always slows down when passing a red light!

After Our Last Argument

After Our Last Argument,

I Told My Girlfriend,

“I Hope Your Next Boyfriend

Appreciates The Improvements

I’ve Made In You .

Boys are stronger than Girls??

Ohh Please !!

No Ways!!!

Can they carry 8kg of shopping bag?

Can they go a week eating only salad?

Can they face a heart break?

Why are you so opposite to me?

Why are you so opposite to me?

When i say tea,u say coffee!

I say white,u say black!

I went to dental hospital,u went to mental hospital!

I came back and u still there!

Pappu and Pinky were arguing over the breakfast table.

Pappu and Pinky were arguing over the breakfast table.

“You’re so stupid,” said Pappu.

“That’s enough” said their dad. “Pappu, say sorry to Pinky”, added
Ravi.

Pappu: I’m sorry you’re so stupid!

You can never ask a girl her age.

You can never ask a girl her age. There is no such concept.

They don’t have age but age groups which are follows:

Baby, Babes, Bebe and Biji!

A cute prayer 4 you – Dearest Friends:

A cute prayer 4 U – Dearest Friends:

May God break the front teeth of those people, who secretly plot evil
against you..

So that you know your enemies by their smiles!

We Need A Way Of Telling People

We Need A Way Of Telling
People They Have Bad
Breath Without Hurting
Their Feelings
Like
“Well I Am Bored
Let’s Go Brush Our Teeth …

If You Look At The Sky Tonight

If You Look At The Sky Tonight

And Notice That The Brightest Star Is Missing,

I Swear I Have No Clue

How The Hell I Fell From Sky But I’m OK

Human-beings get rich as they grow old:

Human-beings get rich as they grow old:

Silver in Hair;

Gold in Teeth;

Sugar in Blood;

Precious Stones in Kidney;

And a never ending supply of Gas!