My Wife Treats me like GOD

My wife treats me like GOD.! She makes NO notice of my existence until she wants some thing.

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First Guy (proudly): ‘My wife’s an angel!’

First Guy (proudly): ‘My wife’s an angel!’
Second Guy: ‘You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.’

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Best relationship needs no promises no demands

Best relationship needs no promises no demands and no expectation,it just need 2 people, 1 fool like you and 1 cool like me.

Mother to Johnny: “how was your exam, is all questions difficult?”

Mother to Johnny: “how was your exam, is all questions difficult?”
Johnny: “No mom, all the questions were simple, It was the answers which gave me all the trouble”!

Patient: Doctor, please can you help me out?

Patient: Doctor, please can you help me out?
Doctor: Yes, you may make your way out the same way you come in.

What kind of a star can be risky?

What kind of a star can be risky?

A shooting star!

Customer called to Tech support:

Customer called to Tech support: “my computer is not connecting to Internet”

Tech support: “Ok, which operating system are you using?”

Customer: “Internet explorer”!

Tech support: “No, you just right click on “my computer” and click on the properties menu”

Customer: “what are you saying, this is not your computer, it is my computer”!