I bought a new printer because
I bought a new printer because
it was cheaper than ink refills.
Now I’m wondering how long before
new cars are cheaper than fuel.
I bought a new printer because
it was cheaper than ink refills.
Now I’m wondering how long before
new cars are cheaper than fuel.
Raju: What’s the difference between us and Camels?
Rohan: They can work without drinking for 7 days
and
We can drink without working for 7 days!
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Q: Why are Egyptian children always confused?
A: Because after death, their DADDY becomes a MUMMY.
Only 3 living beings are immune to cold:
1. Polar bears
2. Penguins
3. Girls wearing sleeveless and backless dresses in marriages during severe winter.
Only “Itch Guard” can claim that it started it’s business from ‘scratch’.
When a tear falls, it first mixes with ‘MAC’ eyeliner and ‘Maybelline’ mascara;
Then it comes down to the cheek, it mixes with “La Femme” blusher;
And in case it touches the lips, it gets mixed with ‘Lancome’ lipstick;
This means that a single drop is worth at least Rs 15000!
Children: You spend the first 2 years teaching them to walk and talk.
Then the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
Teacher: Do you know as to why did the World Wildlife Fund choose the giant panda as their symbol?
Pappu: Because they didn’t have a colour printer!
If every child starts swapping their mummy papa mobile phones. Soon we will become the country with the highest divorce rate!
tips For boys-
if you marry one girl,she will fight with you.
if you marry two girls,they will fight for u….
think different
A newly wedded desperate soldier sends a hand-grenade to his mother-in-law, with a note:
Dearest Mom,
If you pull this ring, I’ll be able to get 3 days leave.
Two prisoners were waiting to be executed. “Any last requests?” asked the jailer.
“Yes”, replied one of the prisoners. “I love music; so before
I die, could you play me something by Himesh Resham”
And the second prisoner said, “Please kill me first.”
In Life,Don’t Be A Rat In A Rat Race Coz Even If You Win You’ll Still Be A Rat,
Instead Be With Lions, Even If You Lose You’ll Still Be A Lion!
What’s the similarity between Income Tax and a Caller Tune?
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..
…
In both the cases, one pays the money and others enjoy.
Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Pappu: I want to follow in my father’s footsteps and be a
policeman.
Teacher: I didn’t know your father was a policeman.
Pappu: He isn’t. He’s a burglar!
Laughter is the Best medicine,
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.
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But if you are laughing without any reason, you need Medicine..
Man: “One Vodka Price”
Bar Man: “Rs. 5/- Sir”
Man: “What Only Rs. 5/-? Can I Also Have One Plate Kebabs Please?”
Bar Man: “Rs. 7/- Sir”
Man: “Wow That’s Really Cheap, Can I Meet The Owner?”
Bar Man: “No Sir, He’s Busy With My Girlfriend”
Man: “What’s He Doing With Your Girlfriend?”
Bar Man: “The Same Thing That I’m Doing To His Business Here“
Ramu Was Awarded 2010 Nobel Prize For His New Theory Of Motion Which States
Loose Motion Can Never Be Done In Slow Motion.
What is a ghost’s favorite dish?
Ice-Scream!