Son: I am not able to go to school today

Son: I am not able to go to school today.

Father: what happened?

Son: I am not feeling well

Father: Where you are not feeling well?

Son: In school!

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Teacher asked the students to tell the importance of the year 1809. John stand up and said “Abraham Lincoln was born” Then teacher again asked the students to tell the importance of another year 1819 Then Sam suddenly stand up and said “Abraham Lincoln was ten years old”!

Teacher asked the students to tell the importance of the year 1809.

John stand up and said “Abraham Lincoln was born”

Then teacher again asked the students to tell the importance
of another year 1819

Then Sam suddenly stand up and said “Abraham Lincoln was ten years old”!

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Teacher asked the students to tell the most common word

Teacher asked the students to tell the most common word used by students in a classroom.

Suddenly a student got up and said “Can’t Sir”!

Brilliant! You are right, the teacher said!

Teacher: Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late?

Student: Because of the sign on the road.

Teacher: What type of sign?

Student: The sign that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”!

Teacher to student: “Make a sentence using the word “I”

Teacher to student: “Make a sentence using the word “I”

Student: “I is..”

Teacher: “No that is not correct, you should say I am”

Student: “Ok. I am the ninth letter in the Alphabet”!

Little Sam (on phone): My son is having high

Little Sam (on phone): My son is having high fever and he won’t be able to come to school today.

Teacher: Who is this?

Little Sam: This is my father speaking!

Station Master And A Lady Passenger

A lady was running to catch a train to Bangalore. She reached the station and was searching for the train.

Passenger: (Asked to the station master) Sir, is this my train?

Station Master: No Madam, this is not your train, it’s railways department’s train.

Passenger: (Annoyed) That’s a good joke. Don’t act too smart. What I meant was, can I take this train to Bangalore?

Station Master: No ma’am, you cannot! This train is so BIG and you can’t take it.

Passenger: Its really funny! Now say me, will this train take me to Bangalore?

Station Master: NO ma’am. The train can’t take you. The train driver will drive it to Bangalore!

The passenger fainted!