Ur Face
i see ur face when i am dreaming
thats y i always wake up screaming
This joke was submitted by Nataliya Yatsenko.
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i see ur face when i am dreaming
thats y i always wake up screaming
This joke was submitted by Nataliya Yatsenko.
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my feelings 4 u
no words can tell
except 4 maybe
“go 2 hell”
This joke was submitted by Nataliya Yatsenko.
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There was a blond, red-head, and brunette. So god says if u dont laugh at my 100 jokes u will go 2 heaven if u will laugh you will stay here on earth forever. So God tells the red-head 50 jokes and she laughs. then god tells the brunette 75 jokes and she laughs. then god tells 99 jokes to the blonde then she laughs. god asks “why did you laugh you only had one more joke to go?” the blonde says “i just got the first joke”.
This joke was submitted by Nataliya Yatsenko.
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There was a lady who was having a really bad day. She went to work and while sitting in traffic she rear-ended the car in front of her. The person got out of the car, and he was a midget. He looked at her and said, ” I am not happy!” She replied, “Then which one are you?”
This joke was submitted by Caitlyn.
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how do you drown a blonde?
stick a mirror at the bottom of the pool
how do you stop a blonde from drowning?
take your foot of her head
a blonde walks into a bar……”ouch”
two blones walk into a bar….you would expect one of them to see it
This joke was submitted by sophie.
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Once there was a portal that if u say wat is true u will get wat u want. if u ly then u will be sucked in there forever. there were 3 girls: a redhead, a brunette, & a blonde. the redhead went up to the portal & said ‘i think that im the smartest girl in the world’ & she walked away with the stuff she wished for. the brunette went up to the portal & said ‘i think im the prettiest girl in the world’ & she walked away with the stuff she wished for. the blonde girl went up to the portal & said ‘ i think..’ & she got sucked into the portal.
This joke was submitted by olivia.
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have 5 fingers
And the middle one’s for YOU
This joke was submitted by Anna Tyulyakova.
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