One Day A Software Engineer Drowned

One day a software engineer drowned at the sea. There are many people on the beach and they heard him crying out. But no one understood what he was trying to say. Can you guess what he was trying to say? “F1, F1”!

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Math Teacher: Sara, what do you get when

Math Teacher: Sara, what do you get when you subtract 897 from 1824 and add 176 and divide the answer by 3?

Sara: A Headache Madam.

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Teacher Said The Students To Convert

Teacher said the students to convert the sentence “I killed a person” into future tense.

Suddenly Johnny stands up and said, Sir the future tense is “u will go to jail”!

Sam: Dear Sir, I want to ask you something.

Sam: Dear sir, I want to ask you something.

Teacher: yes Sam, ask me, what do you want?

Sam: Sir, do you punish anyone for something they did not do?

Teacher: No Sam. Why should I?

Sam: Thank you sir. That’s a relief. I haven’t done the
homework.

One Day Teacher Asked Sam

One day teacher asked Sam that did his father help him with his homework.

Sam simply said that “No, he did it all by himself”!

Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa?

Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa?

Johnny: Sun

Teacher: Why?

Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can’t see
Africa.

What is owned by you but mostly used by others?

What is owned by you but mostly used by others?

Your name!