Ma Middle Finger


Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have 5 fingers
And the middle one’s for YOU

This joke was submitted by Anna Tyulyakova.

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Yo Mamma’s Jokes


your moma is soo poor i saw her kicking a can down the street
i asked her what she was doing and she said moving!
Submitted By – Calz

yo mama so fat that wen she laid down in the ocean Spain claimed her as a new country
- LeetleBlueBug
yo mama so fat that the only way through doors is to hold a mars bar at the other end
- LeetleBlueBug

Yo momma’s so stupid she asked a blind man
“Do I look fat in this dress?”

Yo momma’s so stupid she got locked in the toilets and wet herself

Yo momma’s so stupid she got hit by a parked car

This joke was submitted by CHELSJAY.

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Blonde Minds

A blonde sat in the bathroom for 30min. and the people outside started to get angry. The were pounding on the door. She slowly opened the door, only to hear gasps come from the small crowed. Finaly a man asked her why he forehead was covered in lipstick. She answered ” I was trying to MAKE UP my mind.”

This joke was submitted by emily.

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Blonde Joke

How do you drown a blonde?

You stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool!

This joke was submitted by Maddie.

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Portuguese Philipino and Hawaiian

There was 1 Hawaiian 1 Philipino and 1 Portuguese.they were stranded in the desert. So the Hawaiian had water so he wouldn’t get thirsty.The Philipino had food so he doesn’t get hungry n the Portuguese had a car door.so the Hawaiian n philipino asked the Portuguese why did u bring the door. Portuguese said so if i get hot i can role the window down!

This joke was submitted by josh da hawaiian 808.

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Amazing Facts

1. People who ride on roller coasters have a higher chance of having a blood clot in the brain.

2. Black bears are not always black they can be brown, cinnamon, yellow and sometimes white.

3. People with blue eyes see better in dark.

4. Each year 30,000 people are seriously injured by exercise equipment.

5.The placement of a donkey’s eyes in its head enables it to see all four feet.

6. The sun is 330330 times larger than the earth.

7. The cow gives nearly 200000 glass of milk in her lifetime.

8. There are more female than male millionaires in the U.S.A.

9. Nearly 22,000 cheque’s will be deducted from the wrong account over the next hour.

10. When a person dies, hearing is usually the first sense to go.

11. Bill gates house was designed using Macintosh computer.

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Funny Exam Answers

The following questions were set in last year’s GCSE examination in England. These are genuine answers from 16 year olds, not very bright, but entertaining, 16 year olds.

Ques. Name the four seasons
Ans. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar

Ques. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink
Ans. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists

Ques. How is dew formed
Ans. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire

Ques. What causes the tides in the oceans
Ans. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight

Ques. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
Ans. Premature death

Ques. How can you delay milk turning sour
Ans. Keep it in the cow

Ques. Give the meaning of the term ‘Caesarean section’
Ans. The caesarean section is a district in Rome

Ques. What is a seizure?
Ans. A Roman Emperor.

Ques. What is a terminal illness
Ans. When you are sick at the airport.

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