Bigger Prize


At an auction in Mumbai a wealthy Indian announced that he had lost his wallet containing $10,000 and would give a reward of $100 to the person who found it.

From the back of the hall a person shouted, “I’ll give $150!”

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History Of Medicine


A SHORT HISTORY OF MEDICINE: “Doctor, I have an ear ache.”
2000 B.C. – “Here, eat this root.”
1000 B.C. – “That root is heathen, say this prayer.”
1850 A.D. – “That prayer is superstition, drink this potion.”
1940 A.D. – “That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill.”
1985 A.D. – “That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic.”
2000 A.D. – “That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root!”

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Scottish Husband

A Scots boy came home from school and told his mother he had been given a part in the school play. “Wonderful,” says the mother, “What part is it?” The boy says “I play the part of the Scottish husband!” The mother scowls and says: “Go back and tell your teacher you want a speaking part.”

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Funny Football Video

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Men and Women Writing Style

An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard: “woman without her man is nothing”. The teacher then asked the students to punctuate the words correctly.

The men wrote: “Woman, without her man, is nothing.”

The women wrote: “Woman! Without her, man is nothing.”

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Mirror

After living in the remote wilderness of West Virginia all his life, An old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not ever having seen one before, he remarked at the image staring back at him, ‘How about that! Here’s a picture of my daddy.’ He bought the mirror thinking it was a picture of his daddy, but on the way home he remembered his wife didn’t like his father, so he hung it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it. His wife began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn. One day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the mirror. As she looked into the glass, she fumed, ‘So that’s the ugly lady he’s runnin’ around with.’

This joke was submitted by one tooth.

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New Yo Momma Jokes

yo momma so old she took her road test on dinosaur.

yo momma so lazy she got a stay at home job and still cant to work on time.

yo momma so lazy her wheelchairs reclines.

yo momma so black she sat in a jacuzzi and made coffee.

yo momma so fat she cant even skinnydip.

yo momma so fat i told her to say her abc’s and she said i know my kfc’s. 10 peice 20 peice.

yo momma so poor she went to dollar store and said wheres my mail-in rebate!

yo momma so ugly her birth certificate is an apology letter from the trojan man.

yo momma so cheap she tried buying an xbox 180.

yo momma so fat she got a pocket size microwave.

yo momma so fat when she gets hurt we take her to the hospital in a pickup truck.

yo momma so poor starving kids send her 50 cents a day.

yo momma so hairy she has to shave with Gillette because its the best a man can get.

yo momma the only thing stopping her from getting in a gym is the front door.

This joke was submitted by kyle.

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