It Was Oral Examination In The Standard Two

The class teacher asked various questions to the students. She asked Tom, ‘Can you tell me a name of an animal that starts with alphabet ‘E’?
Tom replied ‘ELEPHANT’

Teacher asked him again to name an animal that starts with alphabet ‘T’.
Tom replied ‘Two Elephants’

Teacher asked him the same question.
Tom replied ‘Ten Elephants’

Annoyed teacher, asked him name an animal that starts with alphabet ‘M’
Tom replied ‘Mother Elephant’

The angry teacher repeated the same question.
Cool Tom replied ‘May be an elephant’

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Johnny asked to Sam what they will do that night.

Johnny asked to Sam what they will do that night.
Sam said “we will flip a coin”

Then Johnny said “If it comes head, we will go for movies. If tails, we will play cards, if it stands on edge, we will study”!

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A customer ordered a cup of coffee in a restaurant!

A customer ordered a cup of coffee in a restaurant! The waiter served the coffee. The customer found a fly in the coffee. He called the waiter.

Customer: How do I drink this coffee!

Waiter: Don’t you know how to drink a coffee?

Customer: Waiter, see, there is a fly in my coffee.

Waiter: Oh yes sir, you are right! There is a fly in your coffee.

Customer: Waiter, I said, there is a fly in MY coffee (He stressed the word MY)

Waiter: Oh don’t worry sir, the fly won’t drink much!

Customer: Waiter, it is swimming in my coffee.

Waiter: Sir, do you want me to get a lifeguard for the fly sir?

(Annoyed) Customer: the fly dead, it’s irritating!

Waiter: I guess, it doesn’t know how to swim properly.

Customer: How do I drink this coffee?

Waiter: Don’t you know how to drink? I will teach you!

He drank the coffee! And said, this is how you should drink a coffee.

Can you name a bear with no socks?

Can you name a bear with no socks?

A bare-foot!

Can a leopard hide anywhere?

Can a leopard hide anywhere?

No, he is always spotted!

What could be a computer’s favorite dance item?

What could be a computer’s favorite dance item?

Disk – o!

How can you make number seven to an even number?

How can you make number seven to an even number?

Just take the “s” out from it!