A Drunk’s Poem


Starkle, starkle, little twink,
Who the hell you are I think.
I’m not under what they call
The alcofluence of incohol.

I’m not drunk as thinkle peep,
I’m just a little slort of sheep.
Tee martoonis make a guy
Fool so feelish, don’t know why.

Rally don’t know who’s me yet
The drunker I stay the longer I get
So just one more to full my cup,
I’ve all day sober to Sunday up!

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6 Responses to “A Drunk’s Poem”

  1. ashley, on March 16th, 2008 Said:

    i like the poem im always on the internet and look up poems i like 2 be a poetry person some day like you.

  2. Courtney, on March 31st, 2008 Said:

    who wrote this? i need to answer questions about it for a school project

  3. anthony, on August 10th, 2009 Said:

    I need to know for a school project who wrote this aswell?

  4. Matt, on August 14th, 2009 Said:

    I know it’s been around for a long time I just had a 52 year old tell me she memorized it for high school but her teacher didn’t give her any credit.

  5. lindsey smith, on August 13th, 2010 Said:

    awesome poem it so how i talk when i am drunk lol

  6. lindsey smith, on August 13th, 2010 Said:

    i copyed it down and imma gunnaread it to all my friends just for a hoot lol
    i think they will all love it
    awesome job

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