Really Funny Poems | Be my Valentine

Be my Valentine

I’m writing you this new love letter
and then I’ll post it to your door
So you can understand my love much better
and see you’re the one that I adore

I’ve had plenty time to think and dream
as I watched you from my car
As the restraining order says, you see
I should stay at least fifty feet far

And when I call at 4 AM
you never pick up the phone
I call because I know that you
are all alone at home

How much I love, you’ll never know
I know your blood type and ID number
And with a smiling face pressed against you window
I watch you as you slumber

You’d love the shrine I made of you
I keep it with great care
And your doll I made will look like new
with a couple more strands of your hair

I smile when I think of last Valentine’s Day,
and that look upon your face
Before you screamed and ran away
and sprayed my face with mace

I know one day we’ll marry at last
yet until that magical time
The question, for the fifteenth time, I ask
Will you be my Valentine?

This joke was submitted by Dudle.

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