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Funny Old Age Poem

If you remember when TV
Used to be black and white
You find you’re getting broader
But your shrinking in your height

If before you go to bed
Your teeth go in a jar
And you forget what your doing
Before you’ve gone too far

If your bladder gets you up
In the middle of the night
You get up in the morning
And you look an awful sight

If you’re not breaking hearts
You’re breaking wind instead
When you’d sooner stay at home
And watch TV in bed

Then my friend I say to you
You’ve finally reached the stage
That is what is called
The golden years of age

(35 votes, average: 4.34 out of 5)

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sambrit, on November 17th, 2008 Said:

this is a very silly poem heehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
shelly, on January 25th, 2009 Said:

hahahahaahhahhah o lordy this is really funny deary! im 75 and am lucky i can read so it was good to get a laugh out of this dead on peom about old age. ahahhahaahahahahahahahahah
o damnit my teeth fell out
darnit roseee!
kamio, on April 3rd, 2009 Said:

oh my gosh i effin love this poem. i cant believe it. old poeple are just so gosh darn funny.
saidatul, on April 15th, 2009 Said:

hahahahaha eventhough I’am just student and not an old people,,, but I think it was funny.
brianna, on April 20th, 2009 Said:

I love it…it’s acyually pretty funny
gaby;), on October 20th, 2009 Said:

oh dangg!
thats too cute!
me & my teacher read it!
chloie., on November 11th, 2009 Said:

who wrote this poem?? :S
Lindsey, on March 3rd, 2010 Said:

hahahahahaha gosh i when i read thisim not old, only in my first year of high school. ill txt this to all mi friend lmfao so d@mn hilarious
rebecca, on May 6th, 2010 Said:

i love this poem sooo flippin hilaioushere