New Yo Momma Jokes
yo momma so old she took her road test on dinosaur.
yo momma so lazy she got a stay at home job and still cant to work on time.
yo momma so lazy her wheelchairs reclines.
yo momma so black she sat in a jacuzzi and made coffee.
yo momma so fat she cant even skinnydip.
yo momma so fat i told her to say her abc’s and she said i know my kfc’s. 10 peice 20 peice.
yo momma so poor she went to dollar store and said wheres my mail-in rebate!
yo momma so ugly her birth certificate is an apology letter from the trojan man.
yo momma so cheap she tried buying an xbox 180.
yo momma so fat she got a pocket size microwave.
yo momma so fat when she gets hurt we take her to the hospital in a pickup truck.
yo momma so poor starving kids send her 50 cents a day.
yo momma so hairy she has to shave with Gillette because its the best a man can get.
yo momma the only thing stopping her from getting in a gym is the front door.
This joke was submitted by kyle.
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thats funny but can be better
like
ya mums so fat that when she wheres a yellow jacket people shout out taxi!