Ya Mamma So Dumb


Ya Mamma so dumb she climbed over a glass wall just to see what was on the other side. Submitted By – Jazza
Ur momma is so dumb she tried to drown a fish!!! Submitted By – Danny
Ur mamas so dumb she sold her car for gas money

This joke was submitted by Jazza.

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24 Responses to “Ya Mamma So Dumb”

  1. cool dude, on November 13th, 2008 Said:

    ya mum so dumb she got a ladder to get a ladder

  2. Sara, on March 5th, 2009 Said:

    ur mum is so dumb she told her son a yo mumma joke…

  3. justin, on March 20th, 2009 Said:

    ya mum so fat she uses a matress as a tampon

  4. cade, on April 22nd, 2009 Said:

    yo mama so fat that she didnt need ta use the internet cause shes already worldwide

  5. x bgs pur3 x, on June 17th, 2009 Said:

    ya mumma is so poor when she was kicking a can down the road and i asked what she was doing.

    she said. “moving.”

  6. XxTerrorQueenxX, on September 4th, 2009 Said:

    Yo mumma is sooo fat when she goes into town all da japanesse tourists point, run and scream!… OMG FATZILLA RUN FOR UR LIFE!!!!

    ur mumma is soo ugly when she smiled she got arrested for indecent exposure!…

    lol beat that homies!

  7. caitlin & tori, on September 14th, 2009 Said:

    these jokes are lame :|

    this one is pretty good…
    ya mummas so dumb, she stole free samples :L :L

  8. sami, on September 28th, 2009 Said:

    ya mumma is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone

    ya mumma is so dumb she sat on the tv and watchede the couch!!!!!

    wat a dumb mum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  9. gypsie, on October 7th, 2009 Said:

    ya mamma so dumb that a murderer broke into her house and tried to kill her and she was tryin to find somewhere to hide so she hid behind a glass wall!!!!!

  10. Megan, on October 21st, 2009 Said:

    Yo Maama so ugly that when she goes in to the bank they turn all the camera’s off :L haahaaaaaaaaa :P

  11. Megan, on October 21st, 2009 Said:

    Yo mama so fat i run around her for excercise! :L

  12. Megan, on October 21st, 2009 Said:

    Yo mama so fat that when she stepped on the weight scales her doctor said i wanna see your weight not your phone number :L :L : L :L

  13. bobby, on November 4th, 2009 Said:

    yo mama so dumb she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer

  14. bobby, on November 4th, 2009 Said:

    yo mama so stupid she went to the doctor seeking COoL AID :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
    LOLZ……. CANT TOUCH THAT……….

  15. bobby, on November 4th, 2009 Said:

    yO MamA so dumb she climed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side………..

    salted

  16. bobby, on November 4th, 2009 Said:

    yo mama so poor she can’t afford to pat attention………………………………………..SALTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D:D

  17. bobby, on November 4th, 2009 Said:

    YA MAMA SO DUMB WHEN SHE WENT TO A FOOTBALL GAME SHE THOUGHT THE QUARTERBACK WAS A REFUND……:D :D :D :D :$

  18. broeden, on November 5th, 2009 Said:

    yer well

    your mumma is so fat if she wanted a water bed she wuld have to put a blanket over the whole ocean!!

  19. sally, on December 7th, 2009 Said:

    my mumma is so ugly wen she was a kid she did’nt even hav 2 dress up 4 halloween

  20. sally, on December 7th, 2009 Said:

    my mummas so fat that she has to make her clothes coz none of the clothes in the shop fit her

  21. matt, on December 17th, 2009 Said:

    yo mummas so dum she bought a jigsaw puzzle and returned it complaining it was broken

  22. Marc, on March 14th, 2010 Said:

    Yo mumma is fat as soon as she took a step it 10.0 on the ricter scale

    O snap

  23. Renee, on March 16th, 2010 Said:

    Yo Muma’s So Ugly, When She Went For The Ugly Contest They Told Her “No Professionals”

  24. Renee, on March 16th, 2010 Said:

    Yo Muma’s So Fat, So Make’s Sumo Wrestlers Look Anorexic.

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