Ya Mamma So Dumb

Ya Mamma so dumb she climbed over a glass wall just to see what was on the other side. Submitted By – Jazza
Ur momma is so dumb she tried to drown a fish!!! Submitted By – Danny
Ur mamas so dumb she sold her car for gas money

This joke was submitted by Jazza.

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54 Responses to “Ya Mamma So Dumb”

  1. ya mum so dumb she got a ladder to get a ladder

  2. ur mum is so dumb she told her son a yo mumma joke…

  3. ya mum so fat she uses a matress as a tampon

  4. yo mama so fat that she didnt need ta use the internet cause shes already worldwide

  5. ya mumma is so poor when she was kicking a can down the road and i asked what she was doing.

    she said. “moving.”

  6. Yo mumma is sooo fat when she goes into town all da japanesse tourists point, run and scream!… OMG FATZILLA RUN FOR UR LIFE!!!!

    ur mumma is soo ugly when she smiled she got arrested for indecent exposure!…

    lol beat that homies!

  7. these jokes are lame :|

    this one is pretty good…
    ya mummas so dumb, she stole free samples :L :L

  8. ya mumma is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone

    ya mumma is so dumb she sat on the tv and watchede the couch!!!!!

    wat a dumb mum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  9. ya mamma so dumb that a murderer broke into her house and tried to kill her and she was tryin to find somewhere to hide so she hid behind a glass wall!!!!!

  10. Yo Maama so ugly that when she goes in to the bank they turn all the camera’s off :L haahaaaaaaaaa :P

  11. Yo mama so fat i run around her for excercise! :L

  12. Yo mama so fat that when she stepped on the weight scales her doctor said i wanna see your weight not your phone number :L :L : L :L

  13. yo mama so dumb she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer

  14. yo mama so stupid she went to the doctor seeking COoL AID :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
    LOLZ……. CANT TOUCH THAT……….

  15. yO MamA so dumb she climed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side………..

    salted

  16. yo mama so poor she can’t afford to pat attention………………………………………..SALTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D:D

  17. YA MAMA SO DUMB WHEN SHE WENT TO A FOOTBALL GAME SHE THOUGHT THE QUARTERBACK WAS A REFUND……:D :D :D :D :$

  18. yer well

    your mumma is so fat if she wanted a water bed she wuld have to put a blanket over the whole ocean!!

  19. my mumma is so ugly wen she was a kid she did’nt even hav 2 dress up 4 halloween

  20. my mummas so fat that she has to make her clothes coz none of the clothes in the shop fit her

  21. yo mummas so dum she bought a jigsaw puzzle and returned it complaining it was broken

  22. Yo mumma is fat as soon as she took a step it 10.0 on the ricter scale

    O snap

  23. Yo Muma’s So Ugly, When She Went For The Ugly Contest They Told Her “No Professionals”

  24. Yo Muma’s So Fat, So Make’s Sumo Wrestlers Look Anorexic.

  25. ya mumma is so fat she stood on the scale at biggest losser and it said “TO BE CONTINUED” :)

  26. yo mommas so fat she had to get baptised a sea world

  27. yo mama so dum she went to the detist to get blutooth

  28. yo mama is so ugly every one shelooked at became stone

  29. Ur mommas so stupid she stood in the fridge for 5 hours concentrating on orange concentrate

  30. ya mamma is so fat last years christmas photo is still printing!!

  31. yo momma so fat she dosn’t even fit in with the sumo restlestlers

  32. Yo’ Grannies neck so damn wrinkled, I use it as a cheese grater.

    OWH SNAAAAAPPP!!!!!

  33. yo momma breath smell so bad, everytime she yawns her teeth duck!

  34. yo momma so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped her parents!
    top dat offf m8s!
    wwot

  35. yo mamma so stupid she got locked into silentnight and slept on the floor!

  36. yo mamas so stupid when i told her she lost her mind she went looking for it. yo mamas so stupid she thought the big bang was a porn film. yo mamas so stupid she tried to feed cheese to the mouse of her computer. yo mamas so fat her knee caps smile.

  37. ya mama so old she owes god $3

  38. ya mama so fat when she stood on the scales it said one at a time please

  39. ya mama so fat she playes pool with the planets

  40. yo mama soo fat, she carries every thing she needs in her back flaps ><
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  41. MAN THESES JOKES WAS THE BEST DHATT

  42. ur momma is so dumb i asked her wat the dogs name was and she said i don’t know he won’t tell me

  43. Yo Mama So Black, She Evented Night!
    Bahahahahahahahahahahaha

  44. you momma so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

    yo mama so poor her picture is on food stamps.

    yo mama so old her birth certificate is written in roman numerals.

  45. your mums so poor she goes to KFC to lick other peoples fingers

    :D

  46. yo mama is so ugly that when she went to a beauty shop to buy products they said sorry we dont test our products on animals
    OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH SHNAP!!
    yo mama so ugly that when Bob the builder looked at her he said “I CANT FIX THAT!”
    *OHHSNAP*

  47. ya mommas so fat we nikname her lardy

  48. ur mammas so fat she irons her pants in the driveway

    ur mammas so fat we go to the beach and the whales are singin we are family LOL :D

  49. ya mama is so fat… i turn around and can still see her!

  50. funny jokes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ya mama so fat when she walks down the street the street cracks

  51. ya mumma so ugly she had a ugly competition against kingkong and she won

  52. yo mammas so fat she ran after a bus screaming twinnkie

  53. these jokes are funny keep em’ comin’ LOL wasnt looking at the keyboard spelt name wrong must be tired

  54. ya mamma so dumb, she tried to put skittles in alphabetical order. :-P

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