Yo Mama Jokes | Ya mum is so fat

Ya mum is so fat

Ya mum is so fat that quanta’s hired her as a jumbo jet.

Yo mum so fat when she jumped in the water, the water jumped out.

Ya mum is so fat that she tripped down the grand canyon and got stuck.

Ya mum is so ugly the last time she heard a whistle she got runover by a train.

Ya mum is so fat the only thing stopping her from getting to Jenny Craig is the door.

Ya mum is so fat that when she goes for a swim in the ocean she gets stuck between the continents.

This joke was submitted by Jarrod.

(12 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

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YoMommaRocks, on February 19th, 2009 Said:

Your mammas so fat, when she wears a yellow coat, everyone around her yells, “TAXI”
shayla, on April 6th, 2009 Said:

yo mama so fat when she gets out of bed she causes an earthquake on the other side of the world
Courtney, on April 16th, 2009 Said:

your mum is so fat she falls off both sides of the bed
LOL, on August 28th, 2009 Said:

Yo mamma’s so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone
FBI, on August 30th, 2009 Said:

Your all under arrest for some of the worst ya mum jokes that have ever been said! I mean honestly, so if you’ll all take yourselves to jail and tell them what you did, we may go easy on you in court. About 50 years should do it.
tom nolan, on October 3rd, 2009 Said:

your mum is so fat i took a picture of her last christmas and it’s still printing