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Yo Mama So Fat

yo mama so fat she went swimming in the ocean and the whales started singing ‘we are family’

yo mama so fat i have to take two trains and a bus too get on her good side

she’s fat, she’s round, she bounces on the ground!
IT’S YOUR MUM! IT’S YOUR MUM!

yo mama’s so fat that when she went buggie jumping she went straight to hell

This joke was submitted by shezza.

(6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

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ashley, on February 21st, 2009 Said:

ya mamas so dumb she tryed to kill two stones with one bird
QutiePie_15, on February 21st, 2009 Said:

Yo momma is so fat that she sat on a dollar and made change!!!

Yo momma is so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!!!!!
becka :-), on October 8th, 2009 Said:

Your mum is so fat,when she offered to clean out the cages at the zoo,
everybody walked by and said ‘look at that hippotomous.
Hayden, on October 8th, 2009 Said:

Your mums so fat she plays pool with the planets