Yo Mamma Jokes


yo mamma is so cross-eyed that your dad left her for seeing someone on the side.

yo mamma is so fat when she got on a scale it said “to be continued”

your mamma was the 1st person to find out animals could talk. she put her face in front of a horse and the horse said ” DAMN!!”

yo mamma so ugly she tried to do a dog and the dog said “even i have standards.”

This joke was submitted by IzzyM.

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One Response to “Yo Mamma Jokes”

  1. yo mama’s so stupid when she pulled into the drive- thou at McDonald she drove into the window

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