Yo Mama Jokes | Yo Momma Collection

Yo Momma Collection

Yo mommas so poor thieves rob her for practice.

Yo mommas so ugly her reflection turned to stone.

Yo mommas so stupid she was trapped on a desert island and a genie told her she would give her one thing and she asked for a car So she could roll down the window.

Yo momma and two friends of hers were escaping the cops. One hid in a dog house and said “woof!” another hid in a trash can and said “Squeak!” Then, yo momma hid in another trash can and said: ” trash, trash!”

Yo Mommas so stupid she mince pie was a jellybean flavor.

To mommas so ugly al-quada uses her as a torture device.

Yo mommas so stupid when she passed by the YMCA she said: ” Hey, look! They spelled macys wrong!”

This joke was submitted by Lucas L..