Gardening Advice

A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife:

“Dear Husband, I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the best time to plant it?”

The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all mail, replied in a letter:

“Dear Wife, whatever you do, do not touch the back garden. That is where I hid all the money.”

A week or so later, he received another letter from his wife:

“Dear Husband, You wouldn’t believe what happened: some men came with
shovels to the house, and dug up all the back garden.”

The prisoner wrote another letter back:

“Dear wife, now is the best time to plant the lettuce.”

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  2. THAT JOKE WAS HILLARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. THIS IS 1 OF THE FUNNIEST JOKES I HAVE EVER HEARED!!!!!!!!

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