Funny Yo Momma Jokes


yo momma so ugly she entered a ugly contest and they said no pros allowed

yo momma so old she got jesus aim

yo momma so stupid she thought a penny was abe lincoln

yo momma so poor she chased down a garbage truck with a shopping list

yo momma so ashe it look like she rubbed her body against the chalk board

yo momma so stupid that left her brain in the supermarket

This joke was submitted by valerie and enna.

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3 Responses to “Funny Yo Momma Jokes”

  1. Monique Prince, on October 11th, 2009 Said:

    Yo mama is like so retarded that when she passes by me, she yelled ” Let Me See ” ” 1 + 1 = 3…5…8… oh i know, Z “

  2. Monique Prince, on October 11th, 2009 Said:

    yo momma so fat, that i had to take her to Sea World to get baptized

  3. remi, on February 1st, 2010 Said:

    yo momma so fat, she fell off both sides of the bed!

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