Famous Insults

1. I feel so miserable without you; it’s almost like having you here.
– Stephen Bishop

2 . I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.
– Groucho Marx

3. I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
– Mark Twain

4. He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.
– Oscar Wilde

5. . I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend… if you have one.
George Bernard Shaw sent it to Winston Churchill

Cannot possibly attend first night; will attend second, if there is one.
Winston Churchill’s response to what George Bernard Shaw sent

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