Five Excuses for not doing Homework
* I accidentally divided by zero and my paper burst into flames.
* I could only get arbitrarily close to my textbook. I couldn’t actually reach it.
* I have a solar powered calculator and it was cloudy.
* I locked the paper in my trunk but a four-dimensional dog got in and ate it.
* I couldn’t figure out whether I am the square of negative one or I am the square root of negative one.
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