Top 10 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over


I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer.

Hey, is that a 9mm? That’s nothing compared to this 44 magnum.

Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job.

Sorry officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in.

I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

What do you mean have I been drinking? You are the trained specialist.

Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriends night stand.

I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.

I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes I know there is no other car around, that’s how far they are ahead of me.

Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?

Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

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8 Responses to “Top 10 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over”

  1. johnny, on November 3rd, 2007 Said:

    Policeman: Did you know you were going at 125kmh?
    Man: WTF do you think? Youre the one who pulled me over!!

  2. lulz, on November 4th, 2007 Said:

    “I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes I know there is no other car around, that’s how far they are ahead of me.”

    lol my favorate one

  3. Inuyasha lover, on November 6th, 2007 Said:

    person:is it true that you cops go to “Curry Dounts” beacuse you cops are two dumb to go into “McDounalds” and order a meal? OOOOOh im srry i thought you were smart enough to answer that but i guess i was wrong!!!! lolz love it up pplz it made me laugh,
    love Inuyasha Lover

  4. vicky, on November 14th, 2007 Said:

    that made me laugh

  5. desmond, on December 3rd, 2007 Said:

    the last one is so funny im going to say that the next time somebody gets pulled over in my family

  6. Douchbag, on December 16th, 2007 Said:

    Get a life and God Bless

  7. shakira, on December 25th, 2007 Said:

    thats halarious

  8. you'll never know, my name that is. hehehehehe, on April 24th, 2008 Said:

    yes ive been drinking……………………………………………..water

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