All of your favorite movies are now re-released in color.
At 60, before crossing a room you look both ways.
At 60, you realize that you were built for comfort, not speed.
At 60, your idea of weight lifting is standing up.
At 60, conversations with people your own age often become a duel of ailments.
At 60, it takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
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There is still no cure for the common birthday.
Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.
The only assured gift that every one of us gets on our birthday is another year.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
My wife hasn’t had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of …………. Lord-only-knows
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, ‘Happy Birthday’.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
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