A blonde walks into a barber shop for a haircut wearing headphones. She sits down and the barber asks, “Maam? I’m going to have to ask you to take those headphones off so I can cut your hair.”
She refused and he asked again, feeling his temperature rising.
She refused once again and the barber got so mad, he knocked the headphones off of her head. She slumped to the floor with a purple face and everyone in the barber shop gasped.
The barber picked up the headphones and put them to his ear.
This is what he heard: “Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out…”

This joke was submitted by Vo Spader.

There was a blonde that was at her house and she was on her computer . On her computer popped up a thing that said ” you have mail ‘ so she went out to her mail box an nothing was there . But her neighbor said what are you doing. She said my computer keeps on saying you have mail but there is nothing here!

Is she dumb or what and this is real by the way.

This joke was submitted by Alexis mcgregor.

What u do wen a blonde throws a grenade at u?

you grab the grenade pull the pin an throw it back…..

This joke was submitted by Ronnie.

There were these three girls. A blonde, a red head and a brunette. They went to the bar together and the bartended watched them come it and they looked at his mirror and he said to them
“Watch out … if you lie to that mirror you will be sucked in …. but if you tell the truth you will get your heart’s desire granted. ”
They were amazed and wanted to try it out… so they all walked up to the mirror and the red head said “I am smart ” and she walked away with a million dollars.
Then the brunette walked up and said “I am awesome ” and she walked away with a tall brunette man with a nice italian suit and perfect hair on her arms.
The blonde was amazed but she didnt know what to say about herself so she was thinking and she said “I thi…nk…. ”
and got sucked in.

This joke was submitted by Tricia.