Funny Doctor Jokes

Doctor, Doctor my hair keeps falling out

Patient : “Doctor, Doctor my hair keeps falling out, can you give me anything to keep it in ?”
Doctor : “Yes, here is a paper bag !”


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Patient: Doctor, please can you help me out?

Patient: Doctor, please can you help me out?
Doctor: Yes, you may make your way out the same way you come in.


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Drink this glass of water.

Patient: Doctor, I think that I’ve been bitten by a vampire.
Doctor: Drink this glass of water.
Patient: Will it make me better?
Doctor: No, I but I’ll be able to see if your neck leaks.


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A man goes to the doctor and says

A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts.”
The doctor asks, “What do you mean?”
The man says, “When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee – OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts.”
The doctor says, “I know what’s wrong with you – you’ve broken your finger!”


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The doctor to the patient

The doctor to the patient: ‘You are very sick’
The patient to the doctor: ‘Can I get a second opinion?’
The doctor again: ‘Yes, you are very ugly too…’


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An apple a day

An apple a day….
is almost a thousand rupees a month….!

Visiting a doctor is cheaper…!!

Be practical…!! ???? ????


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Pain in My Eye

Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.
Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.


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