Funny Doctor Jokes - Page 7

Bad Doctor

A man was recovering from surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling.

The man replies, “I’m alright, but I didn’t like the FOUR-LETTER-WORD the doctor used in surgery.”

The nurse asked, “What did he say”?

“OOPS!!!”

This joke was submitted by Ranjna.


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History Of Medicine

A SHORT HISTORY OF MEDICINE: “Doctor, I have an ear ache.”
2000 B.C. – “Here, eat this root.”
1000 B.C. – “That root is heathen, say this prayer.”
1850 A.D. – “That prayer is superstition, drink this potion.”
1940 A.D. – “That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill.”
1985 A.D. – “That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic.”
2000 A.D. – “That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root!”


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Opinion Of Doctor

Three Doctors are discussing which types of patients they prefer. Doctor Watson says, ”I prefer librarians. All their organs are alphabetized. ”

Doctor Fitzpatrick says, ”I prefer mathematicians. All their organs are numbered.”

Doctor Ahn says, ”I prefer lawyers. They are gutless, heartless, brainless, spineless, and their heads and rear ends are interchangeable. ”


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No Change

Doctor: “Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?”
Nurse: “No change yet.”


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Patient’s Temperature

Doctor: “Did you take the patient’s temperature?”
Nurse: “No. Is it missing?”


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