Funny Marriage Jokes

4 Dangerous Weapons

4 dangerous weapons in the world bigger than nuclear bomb:

1. Wife’s Smile
2. Wife’s Tear
3. Wife’s Looks

And the most dangerous,

4. Wife’s Missed Call.!


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Employee to his boss,
“Sir,Increase my salary, I got married recently.”

The boss replied,
“The Company cannot compensate for the accidents happened outside of the company.”


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Husband, Wife and A Phone Call

Phone rings at night…

Husband: If its for me, then say I am not at home!

Wife (on phone): He is at home…

Husband (in anger): What the HELL??

Wife: SHUT UP, It was for ME!! ????


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Never Underestimate the power of…

Never underestimate the power of three things;

1. Wife angry for a reason;

2. Wife angry without reason

and

3. Wife about to get angry & looking for a reason.


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Look At that guy drinking and dancing

In a party..

Wife: Look At that guy drinking n dancing.!

Husband: Who’s he?

Wife: 10 years back he proposed me & I rejected him

Husband: Oh my god, he is still celebrating..:p


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Husband Wife in Marriage

Wife ask –
why in all marriages girl sits on left side and
boy on right side?

Husband replies –
According to profit and loss statement a/c all
income is on right side and expenses are on left
side”…..

Happy march ending.

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4 Stages of Marriage

4 Stages of marriage:

1. Mad for each other….

2. Made for each other….

3. Mad at each other….

4. Mad bcoz of each other…


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