4 dangerous weapons in the world bigger than nuclear bomb:
1. Wife’s Smile
2. Wife’s Tear
3. Wife’s Looks
And the most dangerous,
4. Wife’s Missed Call.!
Employee to his boss,
“Sir,Increase my salary, I got married recently.”
The boss replied,
“The Company cannot compensate for the accidents happened outside of the company.”
Phone rings at night…
Husband: If its for me, then say I am not at home!
Wife (on phone): He is at home…
Husband (in anger): What the HELL??
Wife: SHUT UP, It was for ME!! ????
Never underestimate the power of three things;
1. Wife angry for a reason;
2. Wife angry without reason
3. Wife about to get angry & looking for a reason.
In a party..
Wife: Look At that guy drinking n dancing.!
Husband: Who’s he?
Wife: 10 years back he proposed me & I rejected him
Husband: Oh my god, he is still celebrating..:p
Wife ask –
why in all marriages girl sits on left side and
boy on right side?
Husband replies –
According to profit and loss statement a/c all
income is on right side and expenses are on left
Happy march ending.
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4 Stages of marriage:
1. Mad for each other….
2. Made for each other….
3. Mad at each other….
4. Mad bcoz of each other…