Life’s Lessons 2


The real reason you can’t take it with you is that it goes before you do.

A person who can smile when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

A modern pioneer is a person who can get through a rainy Saturday when the television’s on the blink.

The world is full of willing people: some willing to work and some willing to let them.

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Life’s Lessons 1


Money doesn’t bring you happiness, but it enables you to look for it in more places.


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Marriage

“Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don’t have to give her back to her parents.”


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The Great Debate:Is It Better To Be Single Or Married?

“You should ask the people who read Cosmopolitan.”
-Kirsten, AGE 10

“It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need somebody to clean up after them.”
-Anita, AGE 9

“It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I’m just a kid. I don’t need that kind of trouble.”
-Will, AGE 7


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Don’t worry

You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.


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Where am I ?

I might be in the basement. I’ll go upstairs and check.


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Funny away message

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.


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