A Singaporean, a Chinese and an Indian were asked to compare their Leaders with a National Landmark or Monument (man made or natural).

The Chinese wrote, “My leaders are like the Great Wall of China…old, but still as strong as the bricks in the Wall.”

The Singaporean wrote, “My leaders are like the many highrise buildings in Singapore. They build our nation and bring us to greater heights.”

The Indian wrote, “My leaders are like the Himalaya Mountains. They have been around for a long time, doing nothing.”

Bill and Hillary were going down a back road and stopped at a gas station.

As the worker was filling up their car, he said to Hillary “I went to high school with you”. She recognized him and agreed with him.

Later as they were driving down the road Bill said “If you had married him you wouldn’t be married to the President”.

Hillary said “Oh yes I would–he would be President.”

This joke was submitted by Maddy.

A man dies, and he’s looking in the gates of hell.

There he sees John Kennedy with an incredibly ugly girl. The man turns to the Devil and asks why John Kennedy is with this hideous looking person. The Devil replies, “Well, John has done some bad things in his life and that’s his punishment.”

The man looks around a little more and sees Bill Clinton with a beautiful model. The stunned guy asks “What’s Bill Clinton doing with that model?” The devil replied, “Well, that model did some pretty bad things in her life.”

This joke was submitted by Sachi.

George W. Bush and his veep running mate, Dick Cheney were talking, when George W. said, “I hate all the dumb George W. jokes people tell about me.”

Wise Old Cheney, feeling sorry for his old boss kid, said sage-like, “Oh, they are only jokes. There are a lot of stupid people out there. Here, I’ll prove it to you.”

Now Cheney, to patronize George W, took him outside and hailed a taxi driver.

“Please take me to 29 Nickel Street to see if I’m home,” said Cheney.

The cab driver without saying a word drove them to Nickel Street, and when they finally got out, Cheney looked at George W. and said, “See! That guy was really stupid.”

“No kidding,” replied George W. “There was a pay phone just around the corner. You could have called instead.”

This joke was submitted by Lovely.