Funny Politicians

The most popular game played by Politicians

What is the most popular game played by Politicians?
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MUSICAL CHAIR


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Rahul Gandhi has decided to field Mandira Bedi against Kiran Bedi

Rahul Gandhi has decided to field Mandira Bedi against Kiran Bedi as the Delhi CM candidate for Congress.

Any guesses why?
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Because 1 MB = 1024 KB!


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Need Visa

A senior Senator called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China.

After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded him that he needed a visa. “Oh, no I don’t. I’ve been to China many times and never had to have one of those.”

I double checked and sure enough, his stay required a visa. When I told him this he said, “Look, I’ve been to China four times and every time they have accepted my American Express!”


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Leaders of Great Countries

A Singaporean, a Chinese and an Indian were asked to compare their Leaders with a National Landmark or Monument (man made or natural).

The Chinese wrote, “My leaders are like the Great Wall of China…old, but still as strong as the bricks in the Wall.”

The Singaporean wrote, “My leaders are like the many highrise buildings in Singapore. They build our nation and bring us to greater heights.”

The Indian wrote, “My leaders are like the Himalaya Mountains. They have been around for a long time, doing nothing.”


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Honesty

Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Claus were riding in the elevator of a very posh hotel. Just before the doors opened they all noticed a $20 bill lying on the floor.

Which one picked it up?

Santa of course, because the other two don’t exist!


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Who would have been President?

Bill and Hillary were going down a back road and stopped at a gas station.

As the worker was filling up their car, he said to Hillary “I went to high school with you”. She recognized him and agreed with him.

Later as they were driving down the road Bill said “If you had married him you wouldn’t be married to the President”.

Hillary said “Oh yes I would–he would be President.”


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Saving President Obama

One day President Obama fell off a bridge and was saved by three young boys.

Obama thanked them and said he’d give them all one thing in the whole world.

The first boy asked for a trip to Disney Land.. that summer he was in Disney Land.

The second boy asked for a pair of Nike Shocks and sure enough the next day he was wearing a pair of Nike’s.

The third boy asked for a wheel chair with a plasma TV, cup holders and hydrolics.

Obama, looking puzzled at the boy, asked why he wanted a tricked out wheel chair because he didn’t look disabled.

The young boy replied, “I will be after my father finds out that I saved you”.


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