Funny Q & A

Short Birthday Jokes

What did you get for your birthday?
Another year!
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What did George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common?
They were all born on holidays.

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Why was the ticket checker’s son having a cake on a train seat?
It was his berth-day.


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Important in 1700

The teacher said to Little Johnny, “What important in the 1700’s people did not have that we have Today.”

Little Johnny said, “ME.”


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What book do you like the most?

What book do you like the most?

Woman: “My husbands checkbook.”


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Funny Lawyer Question Answers

Q.How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A.His lips are moving

Q. What did the lawyer name his daughter?
A. Sue.


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Fishing Question Answers

Ques. Where do fish sleep?
Answer. In a river bed

Ques. What is the difference between a fish and a piano?
Answer. You can’t tuna fish.

Ques. Why you should never tell a joke on ice. while fishing?
Answer. The ice will crack up!

Ques. what do you catch when you go ice fishing
Answer. A cold

Ques. what did the fish say when he hit the concrete wall?
Answer. Damn

Ques. Where do fish keep money?
Answer. In a river bank


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Importance of Hell and Heaven

Question: If marriages are made in heaven, than what are made in Hell?
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Answer: The days after marriage!


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Not Allowed

Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.

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Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.


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