Funny Q & A

Blonde Joke

How do you drown a blonde?

You stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool!

This joke was submitted by Maddie.

Funny Exam Answers

The following questions were set in last year’s GCSE examination in England. These are genuine answers from 16 year olds, not very bright, but entertaining, 16 year olds.

Ques. Name the four seasons
Ans. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar

Ques. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink
Ans. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists

Ques. How is dew formed
Ans. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire

Ques. What causes the tides in the oceans
Ans. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight

Ques. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
Ans. Premature death

Ques. How can you delay milk turning sour
Ans. Keep it in the cow

Ques. Give the meaning of the term ‘Caesarean section’
Ans. The caesarean section is a district in Rome

Ques. What is a seizure?
Ans. A Roman Emperor.

Ques. What is a terminal illness
Ans. When you are sick at the airport.

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Snowflakes

Why are snowflakes so racists?
Because they are never black, they are always white.

This joke was submitted by nick cole.

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Whats The Difference?

Whats the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger woods?
Santa stops at three ho’s.

This joke was submitted by -Bobbi C..

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Some Funny Questions

Do you know the answers???

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they know there is not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn’t glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, “It’s all right?” Well, it isn’t all right, so why don’t we say, “That hurt, you stupid idiot?”

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