Coca Cola went to town,
Diet Pepsi shot him down.
Dr Pepper fixed him up,
now we’re drinking 7up.
7up got the flew, now we’re drinkin Irn Bru.
Irn Bru fell down a mountain,
now we’re drinking from a fountain.
Fountain broke. People choke.
Now we’re back to drinking coke.
This joke was submitted by This is BY : NICOLE .
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Boy friend is fun,
Husband is gun,
Boy friend is light of moon,
Husband is month of June,
This joke was submitted by Emilyn.
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You Can Fall From The Sky
You Can Fall From A Tree
But The Best Way To Fall Is In
Love With Me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This joke was submitted by Natalee niania.
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Birdie, birdie in the sky
Dropped some white stuff in my eye,
I’m a big girl I won’t cry,
I’m just glad that cows don’t fly.
This joke was submitted by Eaton.
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Poof Be Gone
Your Breath is TOO strong
Wait come back
I think you need a tick tac
Not to be mean
But you need some Listerine
Not just a sip
Not just a swallow
But the whole damn bottle
This joke was submitted by Jammers.
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be gone your breath is to strong
no wait! you need a tick tack
not a tick not a tack!
you need the whole danm pack!
This joke was submitted by nikosaurus.
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
If i had a brick
I’d throw it at you
This joke was submitted by Stew Pete.
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