Funny Rhymes

poof be gone

Poof be gone
your breath is so strong ,
come back you need a tic tac
not 1 not 2 you need a whole pack

This joke was submitted by anonymus.


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What Happened To Me?

When I was going to the doctors,
I was hit by the Fosters.
They came out,
I was about.
They ran to the car door,
Finish taking to the doctors.

This joke was submitted by Whitney Lights.


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Coke

Coca Cola went to town, Diet Pepsi shot him down.
Dr. Pepper fixed him up, Now were drinking 7up.
7 up got the flu, now were drinking Irn Bru.
Irn Bru fell down a mountain, now were drinking from a fountain.
Fountain broke. People choke. Now were back to drinking coke.

This joke was submitted by Sammuel Smith.


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This Is The Truth

Boys have the muscles
Teachers can’t count
Girls have the sexy legs
So you better watch out

This joke was submitted by Emily Tate.


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Roses and Violets

roses are red
violets are blue
i got my bonus
now, i drive a pretty fast lotus

This joke was submitted by Deno.


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Poof

Brick Wall
Waterfall
Girl You Think You Know It All
But You Don’t
I Do
So Poof With Your Attitute
Resses Pieces
7 Up
You Mess With Me I Mess You Up

This joke was submitted by Catherine.


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Funny Rhyme for an EX

“If you think I want you back,
then you must be smoking crack!”

This joke was submitted by Mr. Johnson.


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