I’m telling,
Your smelling,
You went to Brarbie’s Wedding,
You kissed her,
You hugged her,
YOU EVEN SAID YOU LOVED HER!
You took her to the sweetshop and bought her bubblegum,
and when she wasn’t looking you stuck it up her AHEM!
This joke was submitted by Ben.
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Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head.
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Can you sing? Not a thing!
Can you dance? Not a chance!
Can you play? Me, no way!
Can you eat and drink? All day!
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Tilly the fat cat
Loves a tasty mouse.
But when she sees a rat
She runs back into the house.
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Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.
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Emily went to the zoo
And she saw a kangaroo.
“Look, a pocket on her tummy!
Can’t you get one for me, mommy?”
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I love your smile, your face and your eyes
Damn, I’m good at telling lies!
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