Then we’ll sell it OK? Fifty-Fifty
May our friendship turn into silver, silver into gold, gold into diamonds… and may our diamonds be forever… Then we’ll sell it OK? Fifty-Fifty
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Funny SMS
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Three dreams of a man
Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks. To be as rich as his child believes. To have as many women as his wife suspects
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This Donkey Will Be Free After Reading This Sms
Child Donkey: Mum with whom shall I play, every donkey is busy. Mother Donkey: Don’t worry son, see here, this donkey will be free after reading this SMS.
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With Idiot For Ever
Husband asks, do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means… Without Information fighting every time! WIFE says No, it means – With Idiot For Ever
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Galileo: Great Mind
GALILEO:
great mind
EINSTEIN:
genius mind
NEWTON:
extraordinary mind
BILL GATES
brilliant mind
ME:
master mind
YOU:
oh!
never mind
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I Have A Confession To Mak
I have a confession to make
ever since I met u its been hard for me to 4get u
every night I see u in my dreams
and find myself shouting
GHOST GHOST !!!
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SAY NO TO EXAMS
It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.
join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS
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I Miss You Always…
You must be a good runner because
you are always running in my mind,
you must be a good thief because
you have stolen my heart,
and
i am always a bad shooter because
I Miss You Always…
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Spend Rs.50 BUY A PILLOW
True love is like a pillow
U could HUG it when u r in trouble
U could CRY on it when u r in pain
U could EMBRACE it when u r happy
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 BUY A PILLOW
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Friend comes before relatives :)
Dictionary is da only place where death comes before life,
success before work,
& divorce before marriage.
but the Best part is
Friend comes before relatives 🙂
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Take Care alot
A true Friend
is not like
‘,”,’Rain’,”,’
Which Rained & left away.
A true friend is like
~_~AIR_~_~
Symptoms silient but always around u 🙂
Take Care alot
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To be a “Good professional”,
To be a “Good professional”,
always start to study late for “Exams”.
Because it teaches how to manage “Time”
and tackle “Emergencies”!!
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To accomplish great things,
To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
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Exams are like Girl friends
Exams are like Girl friends
– Too many questions
– Difficult to understand
– More explanation is needed
– Result is always fail!
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Human brain is the most
Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall
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Exams Are There
eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
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A genius is a person exams sms
A genius is a person….
A GENIUS
Is A Person
Who Can Do For
$1 What Any Fool Can
Do For $100?
-As Such V Complete
Syllabus In 1 Day,
That Lecturers
Try In 1 Semester !!
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Best of luck in your exams sms
Best of luck in your exams
All i want you is to be courageous
Be calm and
be self equipped with facts and figures
to conquer this exams battle.
I wish you is best of luck in your exams
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A student grabbed a coin exam sms
A student grabbed a coin
A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll studytongue.png
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