Funny Teachers Joke

Teacher asked the students to tell the importance of the year 1809. John stand up and said “Abraham Lincoln was born” Then teacher again asked the students to tell the importance of another year 1819 Then Sam suddenly stand up and said “Abraham Lincoln was ten years old”!

Teacher asked the students to tell the importance of the year 1809.

John stand up and said “Abraham Lincoln was born”

Then teacher again asked the students to tell the importance
of another year 1819

Then Sam suddenly stand up and said “Abraham Lincoln was ten years old”!


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Teacher asked the students to tell the most common word

Teacher asked the students to tell the most common word used by students in a classroom.

Suddenly a student got up and said “Can’t Sir”!

Brilliant! You are right, the teacher said!


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Teacher: Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late?

Student: Because of the sign on the road.

Teacher: What type of sign?

Student: The sign that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”!


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Teacher to student: “Make a sentence using the word “I”

Teacher to student: “Make a sentence using the word “I”

Student: “I is..”

Teacher: “No that is not correct, you should say I am”

Student: “Ok. I am the ninth letter in the Alphabet”!


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Little Sam (on phone): My son is having high

Little Sam (on phone): My son is having high fever and he won’t be able to come to school today.

Teacher: Who is this?

Little Sam: This is my father speaking!


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Math Teacher: Sara, what do you get when

Math Teacher: Sara, what do you get when you subtract 897 from 1824 and add 176 and divide the answer by 3?

Sara: A Headache Madam.


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Teacher Said The Students To Convert

Teacher said the students to convert the sentence “I killed a person” into future tense.

Suddenly Johnny stands up and said, Sir the future tense is “u will go to jail”!


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