Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday School teacher said, Johnny, when I was a child, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that.
Johnny looked up and replied, “Well, Ms. Smith, you cant say you weren’t warned.”
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Seeing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class..
“Keep quiet, the principal has passed away”
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A teacher scolded little Johny and said
“why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?”
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Chemistry HOD comes and tells us…
“My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter”
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It was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said ” why is fan not oning” (ing form of on)
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Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That’s why I say she’s no good!
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Father: Why did you fail your Mathematics Test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8
Father: So? Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8.
On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8. If she can’t make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?
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TEACHER: How old were you on your last birthday?
STUDENT: Seven.
TEACHER: How old will you be on your next birthday?
STUDENT: Nine.
TEACHER: That’s impossible.
STUDENT: No, it isn’t, Teacher. I’m eight today.
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