Funny Teachers Joke - Page 3

SILENCE: Is the best Answer, for almost all questions.
SMILE: Is the best Reaction, in almost all situations.
But Unfortunately, every rule has its exception As always,
Remember; do not use any of the mentioned techniques in the following cases:
EXAM, REVIEW, VIVA & INTERVIEW face-smile.png
That is life!


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Difference bw Problem and Challenge

Social Teacher: what is the different between problem and challenge
STUDENT: 3 boys + 1 girl = problem
BUT; 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge. face-smile.png
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What does END mean

END dose not mean finish, but
E.N.D. means ”Effort Never Dies”
If you get NO as an answer,
remember N.O. means the ”Next Opporunity”
Hence Alwzys Think confidently and positive


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Students please come back to the class immediately

-Announcement In University:
“The Students Who Have Parked Their Cars On The Driveway, Please Move Them immediately”
-Another Anouncement After 15 Minutes:
“The 250 Students Who Went To Move 8 Cars Please Return To Their Respective Classes right now”
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How do you tell real friends from fake friends

Good Friends;
Real friends are those who care without hesitation,
who remember you without limitation,
who trustful without suspicion,
and who love even without communication.
…………..
Fake friends;
Laugh/mad on you without real reasons,
never remember you unless they need/use you,
never around when you need them.
…………..
So be careful how to choose your friends
and how to plan your future.
Good Luck.


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LIFE is like a Book

LIFE is like a Book;
Each day you read a new page with adventures to experience,
Many lessons to learn and good deeds to replicate.
Have A VERY COLORFUL PAGE Everyday!


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No one is perfect Thats why pencils have erasers

No one is 100% perfect therefore try to understand others mistakes and forgive minor failings otherwise you will not be able to keep your friends long …
Also remember the famous quote:
No one is perfect… that’s why pencils have erasers.


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You never get a person of your exact type

You never get a person of your exact type 100%
So you either have to compromise or adjust.
You compromise when you want to be with someone.
You adjust when Someone wants to be with you.
But be careful how are you going to use any of those techniques.


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Girls Tragic Dilemma

Tragedies of Girl’s Life:
Good looking boys are not good boys
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Good looking and good boys are married .
Good single boys with good looking are not rich.
Rich single boys with good looking already have MANY girl friends !!!


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I am not cheating but studding

Of course I am not going to cheat on the exam tomorrow,
I am simply going to study during it


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SMILE and SILENCE are the best reactions but not always

SILENCE: Is the best Answer, for almost all questions.
SMILE: Is the best Reaction, in almost all situations.
But Unfortunately, every rule has its exception As always,
Remember; do not use any of the mentioned techniques in the following cases:
EXAM, REVIEW, VIVA & INTERVIEW face-smile.png
That is life!


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Difference bw Problem and Challenge

Social Teacher: what is the different between problem and challenge
STUDENT: 3 boys + 1 girl = problem
BUT; 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge. face-smile.png


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What does END mean

END dose not mean finish, but
E.N.D. means ”Effort Never Dies”
If you get NO as an answer,
remember N.O. means the ”Next Opporunity”
Hence Alwzys Think confidently and positive


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Students please come back to the class immediately

-Announcement In University:
“The Students Who Have Parked Their Cars On The Driveway, Please Move Them immediately”
-Another Anouncement After 15 Minutes:
“The 250 Students Who Went To Move 8 Cars Please Return To Their Respective Classes right now”
face-smile.png face-smile.png face-smile.png


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I am not cheating but studding

Of course I am not going to cheat on the exam tomorrow,
I am simply going to study during it !!


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How do you tell real friends from fake friends

Good Friends;
Real friends are those who care without hesitation,
who remember you without limitation,
who trustful without suspicion,
and who love even without communication.
…………..
Fake friends;
Laugh/mad on you without real reasons,
never remember you unless they need/use you,
never around when you need them.
…………..
So be careful how to choose your friends
and how to plan your future.
Good Luck.


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LIFE is like a Book

LIFE is like a Book;
Each day you read a new page with adventures to experience,
Many lessons to learn and good deeds to replicate.
Have A VERY COLORFUL PAGE Everyday!


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No one is perfect Thats why pencils have erasers

No one is 100% perfect therefore try to understand others mistakes and forgive minor failings otherwise you will not be able to keep your friends long …
Also remember the famous quote:
No one is perfect… that’s why pencils have erasers.


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You never get a person of your exact type

You never get a person of your exact type 100%
So you either have to compromise or adjust.
You compromise when you want to be with someone.
You adjust when Someone wants to be with you.
But be careful how are you going to use any of those techniques.


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God arranged for you to have a very happy new year

You know that God arranged for you …
52 Weeks Non Stop Fun,
12 Months of Love,
and 365 days of Happiness.
Therefore when you Mixed them all …
You will find a Very Happy New Year!
Happy New Coming Year 2012.


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