Funny Amy
Teacher: “Amy, what do you call the outside of a tree?”
Student: “No idea miss”
Teacher told angrily: “Bark, Amy”.
Amy: “Bow Wow Wow Miss”
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Little Johnny and Teacher
Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in the world?
Little Johnny: “ZEBRA”
Teacher: Shocked, how?
Little Johnny: Because it is still “black and white”
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Math Teach Us
Maths tells us of the 3 saddest love stories:
Of parallel lines, who were never meant to meet.
Of tangent lines, who were together once but then parted forever.
And of asymptotes, who could only get closer and closer, but could never be together
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Little Johnny Replies To Teacher
A teacher was talking to kids about “being good” and going to heaven.
At the end of his talk, she asked, “Where do you want to go?”
“Heaven! Heaven!” Yelled Little Lisa.
“And what do you have to be to get there?” asked the teacher.
“Dead!” Yelled Little Johnny.
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Intelligent Dean
One Night 4 college students were playing till late night and could not study for the test which was scheduled for the next day.
In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in
no condition to appear for the test.
So the Dean said they could have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked him and said they would be ready by that time.
On the third day they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test, all four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.
The Test consisted of only 2 questions with a total of 100 Marks.
Q.1. Your Name…….. ……… …….. (2 MARKS)
Q.2. which tyre bursted? (98 MARKS)
a) Front Left
b) Front Right
c) Back Left
d) Back Right…..!! !
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Shocked Johnny
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday School teacher said, Johnny, when I was a child, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that.
Johnny looked up and replied, “Well, Ms. Smith, you cant say you weren’t warned.”
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Funny Teacher Jokes
Seeing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class..
“Keep quiet, the principal has passed away”
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A teacher scolded little Johny and said
“why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?”
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Chemistry HOD comes and tells us…
“My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter”
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It was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said ” why is fan not oning” (ing form of on)
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