Funny Travel Jokes

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Don’t Argue

This Policeman pulled a car over and told the man driving that he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone.

“I was only going 40!” the driver protested.

“Not according to my radar,” the officer replied.

“Yes, I was!” the man shouted back.

“No you weren’t!” the policeman said, starting to get annoyed. With that, the man’s wife leaned toward the window and said,

“Officer, I should warn you not to argue with my husband when he’s been drinking.”

This joke was submitted by Joya.

A woman gets onto a bus with her baby.

The bus driver says, “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!”

The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, “The driver just insulted me!”

The man says, “There’s no call for that. You go right up there and tell him off. Go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

This joke was submitted by Lara.

From a passenger ship, everyone can see a bearded man on a small island who is shouting and desperately waving his hands.

“Who is it?” a passenger asks the captain.

“I’ve no idea. Every year when we pass, he goes nuts.”

This joke was submitted by Kaely.

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