Successful Marriage
A successful marriage is based On give & take:
Where husband gives money,Gifts, dresses n wife takes it
Where wife gives advices, lectures,Tensions & husband takes it..!!
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Men vs Women Jokes
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Where do you want to go for our Anniversary?
A husband and wife were sitting and taking about their upcoming marriage anniversary. Husband asks her wife, “Where do you want to go for our anniversary?
Wife – “Somewhere I have never been!”
Husband – “How about the kitchen?”
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Smart Guy
At a dancing party a shy boy approached a girl and asked, “Will you dance with me, please.?”
The arrogant girl says, ” I don’t dance with a kid.”
The taken back boy apologized, “I am sorry, I did not realize your were pregnant.”
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Radical Feminist
A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets up from his seat. She thinks to herself, “Here’s another man trying to keep up the customs of a patriarchal society by offering a poor, defenseless woman his seat,” and she pushes him back onto the seat.
A few minutes later, the man tries to get up again. She is insulted again and refuses to let him up. Finally, the man says, “Look, lady, you’ve got to let me get up. I’m two miles past my stop already.”
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40th Birthday Present
A husband asked his wife what she wanted for her 40th birthday.
“Would you like a new mink coat?” he asked.
“Not really,” said the wife.
“Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?” said the husband.
“No,” she responded
“What about a new vacation home in the country?” he suggested
She again rejected his offer.
“Well what would you like for your birthday?” the husband asked.
“I’d like a divorce,” answered the wife.
“Sorry, I wasn’t planning to spend that much,” said the husband.
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Wife’s Birthday
It’s my wife’s 30th birthday tomorrow. Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present.
“Oh, I don’t know, she said . Just give me something with diamonds.”
That’s why I’m giving her a pack of playing cards.
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Surprise
Husband: Why didn’t you give me anything for my birthday?
Wife: You told me to surprise you.
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