Men vs Women Jokes

Boy and Girl

Boy: Will you marry me ?

Girl: Do you have a house ?

Boy: None but…

Girl: Do you have a BMW car ?

Boy: None but…

Girl: How much is your salary ?

Boy: No salary but.

Girl: No but. You have nothing. How can I marry you? Just leave me, please!

* GIRL GOES AWAY *

Boy: *talking to himself*

I have one Villa,

3 plots,

3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche, 1 Lamborghini

Why I still need to buy a cheap BMW ?:O

How can I get the salary when actually I’m the BOSS.


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Wife & Husband

Wife: “In my dream, I saw you in a jewelry store and you bought me a diamond ring.”
Husband: “I had the same dream and I saw your dad paying the bill.”


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Wife & Husband

Wife: “In my dream, I saw you in a jewelry store and you bought me a diamond ring.”
Husband: “I had the same dream and I saw your dad paying the bill.”


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Husband and Wife are Trying to Set a New Password

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer.
The husband puts, “Mypen*s,” and the wife falls on the ground laughing
because on the screen it says, “Error. Not long enough.”


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I Married the Wrong Woman

A: Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman.


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Never KISS a Lady Police

Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.

Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please

Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 time


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A Beautiful Girl Goes to Professor Cabin

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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.
.
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.
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Books And Study


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