Clean Air on Halloween
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
Little Johnny – Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.
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Short Funny Jokes - Page 7
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Little Johnny’s Quick Reply
The teacher wrote on the blackboard: “I ain’t had no fun in months.”
Then asked the class, “How should I correct this sentence?”
Little Johnny raised his had and replied, “Get yourself a new boyfriend.”
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Teacher and Little Johnny
Teacher to Little Johnny – When is your birthday?
Little Johnny – 17th July.
Teacher – What year?
Little Johnny – Every year!
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Biting Insects
The Teacher asked Little Johnny, “How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?”
Little Johnny replied, “Just Don’t bite any.”
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Devil or Santa Claus
School teacher asked Little Johnny, “Do you believe in the Devil?”
“No,” said Little Johnny. “It’s the same as Santa Claus. I know it’s my daddy.”
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Teacher and Little Johnny
Teacher to Little Johnny – Tell me one thing which flies in the sky but gives birth on earth
Little Johnny replies in a fraction of second- Air Hostess
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Halloween Party
A patient goes to doctor and says, “Doctor, doctor, I’m so ugly. What can I do about it?”
Doctor replies candidly,” Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.”
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