Yo momma is so dirty I had to wipe my feet before i went OUTSIDE.
Yo momma is so fat she stepped on the scale and it said to be continued…
Yo momma is so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch.
Yo momma is so fat she stepped on the scale and it said GET OFF ME!
Yo momma is so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and said wheres my gumball.
Yo momma is so fat she tripped on 7th street and landed on 12th.
This joke was submitted by Jeff.
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yo mama is like fire,
when you see it coming you better run!
This joke was submitted by cristal.
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yo momma so old she took her road test on dinosaur.
yo momma so lazy she got a stay at home job and still cant to work on time.
yo momma so lazy her wheelchairs reclines.
yo momma so black she sat in a jacuzzi and made coffee.
yo momma so fat she cant even skinnydip.
yo momma so fat i told her to say her abc’s and she said i know my kfc’s. 10 peice 20 peice.
yo momma so poor she went to dollar store and said wheres my mail-in rebate!
yo momma so ugly her birth certificate is an apology letter from the trojan man.
yo momma so cheap she tried buying an xbox 180.
yo momma so fat she got a pocket size microwave.
yo momma so fat when she gets hurt we take her to the hospital in a pickup truck.
yo momma so poor starving kids send her 50 cents a day.
yo momma so hairy she has to shave with Gillette because its the best a man can get.
yo momma the only thing stopping her from getting in a gym is the front door.
This joke was submitted by kyle.
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yo mama’s so fat, when she turned her head the ricter-scale said type 11 earthquake.
yo mama’s so fat, that when she went to the doctors office to get weighed they said one person at a time please!
yo mama’s so fat, they had to make special cars just for her…… they’re the size of six trains.
yo mama’s so ugly, it makes Britney Spears look HOT!
yo mama’s so old, it makes dinasaurs look young.
This joke was submitted by Marek kline.
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Yo mommas so poor thieves rob her for practice.
Yo mommas so ugly her reflection turned to stone.
Yo mommas so stupid she was trapped on a desert island and a genie told her she would give her one thing and she asked for a car So she could roll down the window.
Yo momma and two friends of hers were escaping the cops. One hid in a dog house and said “woof!” another hid in a trash can and said “Squeak!” Then, yo momma hid in another trash can and said: ” trash, trash!”
Yo Mommas so stupid she mince pie was a jellybean flavor.
To mommas so ugly al-quada uses her as a torture device.
Yo mommas so stupid when she passed by the YMCA she said: ” Hey, look! They spelled macys wrong!”
This joke was submitted by Lucas L..
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Yo mama so fat she has to get her ears pierced with a harpoon!!!
- Brendo
Your mamas so fat that shes the cause of earthquakes.
- Breanna
your mums is so fat her family photos are taken by satellite image……..
This joke was submitted by jesse.
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yo mama so fat she went swimming in the ocean and the whales started singing ‘we are family’
yo mama so fat i have to take two trains and a bus too get on her good side
she’s fat, she’s round, she bounces on the ground!
IT’S YOUR MUM! IT’S YOUR MUM!
yo mama’s so fat that when she went buggie jumping she went straight to hell
This joke was submitted by shezza.
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