Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Mamma Jokes

Yo mama is soo fat when she jumps for joy,she gets stuck.
– Josh

yo mamma so poor when i walked in her house the front door i just got out the back
-john liu

yo mama so stupid she put makeup on her head to make up her mind
– blake

ya mum is so fat she makes free willy look like a tic tac.
– reed

ya mum is so ugly she makes an onion cry.
– reed

yo mama so stupid she drank some red bull then went and fell of a clif
– the soundtrack

yo mama so fat and ugly some aliens saw here and went back to there planet
– the soundtrack

yo mama so stupid she thought E-40 the rapper was a vitamin
– the soundtrack

yo mama so fat they almost rented here at a rent a car shop
– the soundtrack

yo mama so fat that when she fell it started a earthquake it will be coming to u hati
– the soundtrack

yo mama so fat that they thought they had reached the top of mounteveris
– the soundtrack

yo mamma is so poor she rob a bank for only 10 cent in 1 month

yo mamma so dumb she wears her shoe on her hand


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YO MAMMA

Your mama’s so dumb she stared at a orange juice box, because it said concentrate.
– Michelle

Yo mama is so fat Jesus cant even lift her spirits!
– prisionmike16191

yo mamas brain is so small and her head is so big that when she tried to think her head exploded
– panda 3932

yo mama so stupid when her husband said its chilly outside she brought a spoon
– david

yo mamma’s so ugly she turned medusa to stone

yo mama’s so black that when she went to night school they marked her absent

yo mama’s so stupid she tried to swim in Justin Timber lake

yo mama’s so stupid she thought Brittany Spears was a weapon


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Yo mama

Your mama’s so fat that when she pole dances the pole gets abs!
– jesslaura

Yo Mamas’ so fat when she set foot on the titanic it was already 5,000 feet under!
– Nathan L. M


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Yo Mamma’s Jokes

your moma is soo poor i saw her kicking a can down the street
i asked her what she was doing and she said moving!
Submitted By – Calz

yo mama so fat that wen she laid down in the ocean Spain claimed her as a new country
– LeetleBlueBug
yo mama so fat that the only way through doors is to hold a mars bar at the other end
– LeetleBlueBug

Yo momma’s so stupid she asked a blind man
“Do I look fat in this dress?”

Yo momma’s so stupid she got locked in the toilets and wet herself

Yo momma’s so stupid she got hit by a parked car


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Yo’ Mama

yo mama so stupid that when she got locked in a mattress store for the night she slept on the floor.

yo mama so stupid that she thought that “jar jar” came with pickles pickles.

yo mama so black that when you sprinkle salt on her she shines like the solar system.


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Yo mama….

Yo’ mama’ so fat when she sat on the toilet it sang ”ABC,123 GET THE HECK OFF OF ME!”

Yo’ mama’ So stupid when i told her christmas was around the corner she went and looked.

Yo’ mama’ so Fat when she sat around the house she sat “AROUND” the house.

Yo’ mama’ so stupid she put lipstick on her forhead Because she needed to MAKEUP her mind.

Yo’ mama’ so Fat when she went into outer space she cause and lunar and solar eclipse

Yo’ mama so fat when she was at a construction site they said “CAUTION, HEAVY LOAD!”


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Mama Jokes

Yo mamma’s so ugly, her face is registered as a lethal weapon
– Colin

yo mama so fat she can hide a sumo wrestler under one of her flaps

yo mama so fat she got on a scale and it said jump once if you want to go to china


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