Your mama’s so fat that when she pole dances the pole gets abs!
- jesslaura
Yo Mamas’ so fat when she set foot on the titanic it was already 5,000 feet under!
- Nathan L. M
This joke was submitted by Jesslaura and Nathan L. M .
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your moma is soo poor i saw her kicking a can down the street
i asked her what she was doing and she said moving!
Submitted By – Calz
yo mama so fat that wen she laid down in the ocean Spain claimed her as a new country
- LeetleBlueBug
yo mama so fat that the only way through doors is to hold a mars bar at the other end
- LeetleBlueBug
Yo momma’s so stupid she asked a blind man
“Do I look fat in this dress?”
Yo momma’s so stupid she got locked in the toilets and wet herself
Yo momma’s so stupid she got hit by a parked car
This joke was submitted by CHELSJAY.
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yo mama so stupid that when she got locked in a mattress store for the night she slept on the floor.
yo mama so stupid that she thought that “jar jar” came with pickles pickles.
yo mama so black that when you sprinkle salt on her she shines like the solar system.
This joke was submitted by allison.
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Yo’ mama’ so fat when she sat on the toilet it sang ”ABC,123 GET THE HECK OFF OF ME!”
Yo’ mama’ So stupid when i told her christmas was around the corner she went and looked.
Yo’ mama’ so Fat when she sat around the house she sat “AROUND” the house.
Yo’ mama’ so stupid she put lipstick on her forhead Because she needed to MAKEUP her mind.
Yo’ mama’ so Fat when she went into outer space she cause and lunar and solar eclipse
Yo’ mama so fat when she was at a construction site they said “CAUTION, HEAVY LOAD!”
This joke was submitted by Jenti.
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Yo mamma’s so ugly, her face is registered as a lethal weapon
- Colin
yo mama so fat she can hide a sumo wrestler under one of her flaps
yo mama so fat she got on a scale and it said jump once if you want to go to china
This joke was submitted by badx twin.
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your mammas so fat when she tured around i missed 3 sesens of lost!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Submitted by Big Ben
yo mama so stupid that she stole free bread
- Submitted by Will
YO MAMA IS SO UGLY WHEN I TOOK HER TO A HAUNTED HOUSE SHE CAME OUT WITH A JOB APPLICATION!!!!!
- Submitted by Will
yo mamma so old that when she was in school they didnt have history.
yo mamma so fat it takes 2 trains 3 buses and a airplane just 2 get on her good side.
This joke was submitted by paige.
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Yo mamma so stupid she jumped out of a boat and missed the water!
- Germaine
Yo mamma so stupid she taped a piece of paper on the T.V. and said “Im watching paper-veiw”!!!
- Riah Trejo
ya mamma so poor i stepped on a cigarette and she said who turned the heat off
- jj
ya mamma so fat when she went to the beach the whales sang we are family
- jj
your Momma so fat that she doesn’t have to use the internet because she’s world wide
- Milo/funnyface
Yo mamma so poor she goes to KFC to lick other peoples fingers!!:)
- Dylan mc sorley
yo mamma’s so hairy there were bushrangers in the woods they mistaked your mamma as a bear and shot the poor love
- zander
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