Funny Excuses
So sick of the excuses you offer.
You’re completely out of words.
Not an easy mental challenge.
Lies! Re-telling them is assurd.
1. Car, every tire is flat.
2. Gas, always running out.
3. Funeral, older kin do die.
4. Birth, there is some doubt.
5. Stuck in real heavy traffic
6. Bad accident in your lane.
7. Tooth appointment, Dentist.
8. Stopped by slow moving train.
9. Trapped inside an elevator.
10. Robbed by a masked thief
11. Fell down a flight of stairs.
12. Broke all of your false teeth.
13. Lost both your contact lens.
14. Skidded on thin slippery ice.
15. Pulled over for fast speeding,
16. not just once, but twice.
Now I have heard of everything.
Your excuses are not inspired.
Please read my angry trembling lips.
Pack your bags. You are FIRED!
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