Funny Frog Poem
He started life as a tadpole
in a lake which glowed and stank
Waste was dumped from factories
into the water that he drank
It changed his transformation
and broke all natural laws
Instead of webbed reptilian feet
he grew big jagged claws
His eyes could see great detail
and could switch to infrared
His teeth as sharp as razorblades
protruded from his head
He developed a powerful intellect
which urged him to conquer the world
He probably would have if certain events
hadnt come to be and unfurled
On the night he hopped from his toxic lake
and started to cross the road
He was killed by a car whose driver
was playing a game called squish the toad
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