Phones Are Like Relationships
Your phone is like a relationship: you ignore the warning signs, keep throwing money at problems, and when it finally breaks, you act shocked.


















Your phone is like a relationship: you ignore the warning signs, keep throwing money at problems, and when it finally breaks, you act shocked.
I'm such a bad driver, my GPS has started ending routes with 'and try to survive the merge.' Last week it just said 'good luck' and went silent.
Olivia Dean needs three things to make it in the music industry: talent, connections, and apparently 200+ Google searches to prove you exist.
First date: nervous, dress nicely, arrive early. By month 6: wearing his hoodie to brunch, stealing his fries, asking if we can just sit in the car and eat gas station sushi in silence.
People complain about heat, people complain about cold, and people complain about humidity while eating ice cream indoors with the AC set to arctic bunker.
I heard Cher is trending again. Thought she was finally retiring. Nope—just her search results refusing to age gracefully either.