The Weather Complaint Wheel
We complain it's too hot, then too cold. Too dry, then too wet. Too cloudy, then too sunny. We're basically in a relationship with the sky and we've stopped trying to make it work.

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We complain it's too hot, then too cold. Too dry, then too wet. Too cloudy, then too sunny. We're basically in a relationship with the sky and we've stopped trying to make it work.
People say 'just relax and you'll fall asleep.' Great advice. I'll add it to my list of things I'm thinking about at 3 AM, right after 'why do I exist' and 'did I lock the door.'
I searched 'Manav Suthar' once to see who everyone was talking about. Then twice to confirm. Then five times because I still didn't know. Now Google thinks I'm him and his identity theft victim simultaneously.
Gyms have mirrors on every wall, except nobody's looking at themselves—they're all checking if anyone's watching them lift five pounds like it's a world record.
I told my girlfriend I was seeing someone else. She said, 'Who?' I said, 'My therapist—turns out I need professional help to keep this relationship alive.'
Hulk Hogan tried to become a wrestler again, but his knees gave out. Turns out you can't Hogan-handle the years.