The Insomnia Starter Pack
I need three things to sleep: a dark room, white noise, and the ability to stop my brain from replaying every awkward conversation from 2009.
Dark Humor
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Trump at Knicks Game Vibes
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OpenAI's Secret IPO Plan
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Lando Norris Grid Penalty Speedrun
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Tom Hanks Casually Everywhere
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Tongue Twister Failure Montage
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Office Meeting Red Flag
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Cat 3AM Zoomies Expert
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Birthday Cake Betrayal
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Tornado Warning Existential Crisis
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Military Recruits at Attention
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Why did the scarecrow tell jokes?
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Couple's sleep schedule wars
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Monday morning at the office
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Iran-Israel tensions hit different
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Classic Dad Joke Energy
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Dating in 2024: The Food Question
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Cardi B energy in the workplace
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Why did the toddler tongue twister?
The Parenting Paradox
Parents spend nine months telling their kids bedtime is sacred, then the moment they finally fall asleep, you're standing over them watching them breathe like you're waiting for the sequel to drop.
Funny Jokes
Josh Gad's New Gig
I heard Josh Gad is starting a new project. Turns out it's just him reading the script of his last movie out loud—he wanted to make sure someone actually finished it.
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Online Shopping Like Parenthood
Online shopping is like having kids: you're excited at first, things get complicated fast, you spend way more than planned, and by month three you're wondering if you can return it.
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WiFi Router Existentialism
Why does my WiFi router behave like my therapist? It's always one room away from me, I have to restart it to get it working again, and both charge $60 a month for being ignored.
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California Governor Race Escalation
I started following the California governor race. Week 1: read policy platforms. Week 2: watched debates. Week 3: I'm now a registered candidate myself just to simplify things.
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