Free Shipping Trap
Online shopping's 'free shipping' is like paying someone to stand in your way. You spend $47 to avoid $5 shipping, then wait three weeks for something that costs $3 to make.

















Online shopping's 'free shipping' is like paying someone to stand in your way. You spend $47 to avoid $5 shipping, then wait three weeks for something that costs $3 to make.
Autocorrect is like a friend who's trying to help but doesn't understand context. You text 'I'm at the store,' it sends 'I'm at the snore,' and now your boss thinks you're narcoleptic.
Why do we search for celebrities we've never heard of? Rebecca Ferguson gets 500+ searches and I still don't know if she's an actress, a spy, or a really famous accountant named Rebecca who works in Ferguson.
I made a soufflé last night and it collapsed faster than my will to live. The good news? My smoke detector has finally seen a meal that didn't need CPR.
Why is dating like a video game nobody read the instructions for? Everyone's swiping, nobody knows the objective, and you're pretty sure you failed the tutorial when you texted 'hey' at 2 AM after not talking for three months.
They say Son Heung-Min is on fire this season. His defense is also on fire. Literally everything is on fire. I think he's just really good at creating *heat* on the field—mostly because opponents keep getting burned by his speed.