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Wife: Can u help me in the gardening ? Husband: What do u think I am…a gardener ? Wife: Can u fix the door handle ? Husband: What do you think I am… a Carpenter ? In the evening, when husband came from work, he saw everything has been fixed. Husband: Who did all this ? Wife: Our neighbour. But he gave me 2 options….. Either I should give him a burger or a kiss. Husband: I am sure u must have given him a burger. Wife: What do u think I am…….McDonalds ?!!
An Angry Wife To Her Husband on Phone: “Where d Hell Are You … ?” Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewelery Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace n Totally Fell In Love With It n I Didn’t Have Money That Time n I said “Baby It’ll Be Yours 1 Day … ” O:) Wife, With A Smile & Blushing: Yeah I Remember That My Love ! Husband: I m In The Pub Just Next To That Shop ( 1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)
When I bought this cat, you told me he was good for mice. Customer: When I bought this cat, you told me he was good for mice. He doesn’t go near them! Shopkeeper: Well, isn’t that good for mice?
Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest and please so here are some sleeping pills. Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him? Doctor:They are for you.!! ( 1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Cool Msg by a woman- Dear Mother-in-law, “Don’t Teach me how 2 handle my children, I’m living with one of yours & he needs a lot of improvement” ( 1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)
Funny Jokes Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream That u were sending me Jewelry and clothes! Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill !!!
Mother to Johnny: “how was your exam, is all questions difficult?” Johnny: “No mom, all the questions were simple, It was the answers which gave me all the trouble”!
What is so interesting in me? Wife: What is so interesting in me? Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!! ( 1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream That u were sending me Jewelry and clothes! Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill !!!
Women are like Fruits… Every one has its unique colour, shape, aroma and taste…. Problem is with men…! They want FRUIT SALAD..!!
Best relationship needs no promises no demands and no expectation,it just need 2 people, 1 fool like you and 1 cool like me.
To keep your marriage brimming With love in the loving cup, Whenever you’re wrong, admit it; Whenever you’re right, shut up.
My Wife Treats me like GOD My wife treats me like GOD.! She makes NO notice of my existence until she wants some thing.
Dear Government, Kindly consider Woman Shopping Bills as an Investment Proof. From Helpless Husband
First Guy (proudly): ‘My wife’s an angel!’ Second Guy: ‘You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.’
Man: I want to share everything with you. Woman: Let’s start from your bank account.
Man: I offer you myself. Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts.
What kind of a star can be risky? A shooting star!