Are You Drunk?
The car sped off the highway, went through the guard rail, rolled down a cliff, bounced off a tree and finally shuddered to a stop. A passing motorist, who had witnessed the entire accident, helped the miraculously unharmed driver out of the wreck.
“Good lord, mister,” he gasped, “Are you drunk?”
“Of course,” said the man, brushing the dirt from his suit. “What the hell do you think I am … a stunt driver?”
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