Born to shop
Wink, i’ll do the rest!
I brake for no apparent reason
Why be difficult – be impossible
Sorry, i don’t date outside my species.
All men are idiots….I married their king.
I need someone really bad…Are you really bad.
I may be fat, but you’re ugly – i can lose weight!
Men call us birds, we pick up worms.
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Hang up and drive.
Your college sucks.
I is a college student.
You! Off my planet!
Boldly going nowhere.
If you’re rich, i’m single.
Ask me about my vow of silence.
Eat right, exercise, die anyway.
Forget the flag. Burn a politician.
Warning! I brake for hallucinations.
Give me coffee and no one gets hurt.
If the music’s too loud you’re too old.
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
A fool and his money are a girl’s best friend.
Earn cash in your spare time…Blackmail friends.
I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.
Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive.
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I’m not driving fast-just flying low.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
I brake for… Wait… Aaah! No brakes!!!!!
If you can read this, i’ve lost my trailer.
Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done.
If you can read this, please flip me back over.
I’m out of bed and driving,what more do you want?
Every time i find the meaning of life, they change it.
I haven’t lost my mind, it’s backed up on disk somewhere.
I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit.
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Honk if you love me.
Honk if anything falls off.
Honk if you are just a honker.
Honk if you want to see my finger.
Honk all you want, i’m deaf.
Keep honking, i’m reloading.
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Welcome to California. Now go home.
Is it time for your medication or mine?
What part of “no” don’t you understand?
Don’t be stupid. We have politicians for that.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Is reading in the bathroom considered multi-tasking?
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
Don’t wash this vehicle – undergoing scientific dirt test
Don’t drink and drive…You might hit a bump and spill it.
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Clear the Road I AM SIXTEEN
Watch out for the idiot behind me!
If you’re rich, I’m single!
Don’t Follow me I am LOST!!!
CAUTION! – Driver legally blonde!
Honk all you want – I’m deaf.
Cover me. I’m changing lanes.
If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you.
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