Professor Santa called a Plumber
Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college.
Guess why?
Because
because he wanted to check from where the question paper is being leaked….
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Funny School Jokes
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While in examination hall
While in examination hall :
1st one hour – calligraphy
2nd one hour – cursive writing
3rd one hour – doctor writing..
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Boy looks into Girl’s Purse
One boy looks into a girl’s purse in a classroom…
She says.. it’s bad manners ????
he says.. it’s not 🙂
She asks… why?
He replies… Because.. members of the same class can access private data!!
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Typical – C++/Java Students ????
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Dad I got punished in school today.
Son: Dad I got punished in school today.
Dad: Why?
Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me.
Saying.. At the end of scale there is an Idiot”
I Just asked “which end”…? ????
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Lion Always Come Alone…..
Principal:
Why Are You Late?
Your Classmates Came Together On Time.
Student:
Sir, Sheeps Always
Come Together
But
Lion Always come alone…..
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In a school function
In a school function
A K.G boy started closing his ears with both hands,
When girl was about to start her speech …
Others asked him Why r you closing your ears?
He replied: Dude, She is my Girlfriend
n She is gonna start her speech with
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.
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My Dear
Brothers n Sisters
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Mathematician do About Constipation?
Q: What does a mathematician do about constipation?
A: He works it out with a pencil.
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Moebius strip enroll at the school?
Q: Why couldn’t the moebius strip enroll at the school?
A: They required an orientation.
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Skeleton go to the School Dance?
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the school dance?
A: He didn’t have anybody to take. (any BODY)
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Student take a Ladder to School
Q: Why did the student take a ladder to school?
A: Because he/she was going to high school!
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Which one is closer, Sun or Africa?
Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa?
Johnny: Sun
Teacher: Why?
Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can’t see Africa.
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Teacher said the students
Teacher said the students to convert the sentence “I killed a person” into future tense.
Suddenly Johnny stands up and said, Sir the future tense is “u will go to jail”!
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Father help him with his Homework
One day teacher asked Sam that did his father help him with his homework.
Sam simply said that “No, he did it all by himself”!
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Son to Father
Son: I am not able to go to school today.
Father: what happened?
Son: I am not feeling well
Father: Where you are not feeling well?
Son: In school!
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Teacher announced that “students
Teacher announced that “students, we will have only half a day of school in this morning.
All the students said “Yeahh”
Then the teacher said “We will have the other half this afternoon”!
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Why are you late?
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Because of the sign on the road.
Teacher: What type of sign?
Student: The sign that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”!
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I ant to ask you Something
Sam: Dear sir, I want to ask you something.
Teacher: yes Sam, ask me, what do you want?
Sam: Sir, do you punish anyone for something they did not do?
Teacher: No Sam. Why should I?
Sam: Thank you sir. That’s a relief. I haven’t done the homework.
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Math Teacher
Math Teacher: Sara, what do you get when you subtract 897 from 1824 and add 176 and divide the answer by 3?
Sara: A Headache Madam.
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