You are an Engineer if

You are always late to meetings.

You know what http:// stands for.

You can’t read your own handwriting.

All your sentences begin with “what if”.

You want an 24X CD ROM for Christmas.

You can understand anything Al Gore says.

Your IQ is a higher number than your weight.

The only jokes you receive are through e-mail.

Your laptop computer costs more than your car.

You see a good design and still have to change it.

Your wristwatch has more buttons than a telephone.

You bought your wife a new DVD Writer for her birthday.

Your wife hasn’t the foggiest idea what you do at work.

You have more friends on the Internet than in real life.

You spend more time on your home computer than in your car.

Your idea of a “good read” is the Edmund Scientific catalog.

Your spouse sends you an email instead of calling you to dinner.

You have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they work.

You order pizza over the Internet and pay for it through your home banking software.

You talk about the high resolution and picture-in-picture capability of your big screen TV while everybody is watching the Superbowl.

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