Bumper Stickers for College Students

Hang up and drive.

Your college sucks.

I is a college student.

You! Off my planet!

Boldly going nowhere.

If you’re rich, i’m single.

Ask me about my vow of silence.

Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

Forget the flag. Burn a politician.

Warning! I brake for hallucinations.

Give me coffee and no one gets hurt.

If the music’s too loud you’re too old.

Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.

A fool and his money are a girl’s best friend.

Earn cash in your spare time…Blackmail friends.

I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.

Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive.

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