Bumper Stickers for College Students
Hang up and drive.
Your college sucks.
I is a college student.
You! Off my planet!
Boldly going nowhere.
If you’re rich, i’m single.
Ask me about my vow of silence.
Eat right, exercise, die anyway.
Forget the flag. Burn a politician.
Warning! I brake for hallucinations.
Give me coffee and no one gets hurt.
If the music’s too loud you’re too old.
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
A fool and his money are a girl’s best friend.
Earn cash in your spare time…Blackmail friends.
I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.
Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive.
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